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26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well let's see. I'm funny, down to earth, and mature. If you don't believe me, you're dumb and I hate you. :-P. I spend most of my time working, Luckily I love what I do. I get to spend my days inside a game store. I like to think I'm someone that has his shit together (Car, Apartment, Career.). I love trying to be witty and sarcastic because it's preferable to being boring and serious. I'm on here to find someone that's also has a good sense of humor, enjoys sending and receiving funny texts, and can keep me company when I talk to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend a lot of my time running my business. I own Next-Gen Games off Wilshire & Highland. We sell video games and trading cards. And I just signed on a huge space so I'm fucsed on making it the coolest store in Los Angeles. It's challenging but a lot of fun so I can't complain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know there are some haters out there, but I'm a pretty good juggler. I'm also good at impressions. But not good enough to change careers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, Hopefully people don't notice my horns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No one reads books anymore! Although if they did, I definitely would not list how one can easily become entangled in the rich fiction of the Hunger Games.

Where is the game section?

Shows on Netflix sustain me! I love Mad Men (hence the resemblance), Breaking bad(hence my meth addition), Family guy, Peep Show, I.T. Crowd, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Community, Office, Walking Dead. Pretty much anything good.

I don't really have a favorite type of music. That doesn't mean I don't like music, just that I don't take the time to narrow to develop a strong music vocabulary. That said, I hate country and hardcore rap. Everything else from the Beatles, Daft punk, Micheal Jackson to the black keys, is cool with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Video Games and Magic Cards (It's how I make my money)
2. Computers (one couldn't read this without them.)
3. Gravity (very important)
4. Family (yes they too have a place)
5. Friends (because playing solitaire sucks)
6. Whiskey!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much bigger my business needs to get so I can have a full staff so I can really make my own schedule.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays is Magic night at my store so I basically stuck at work running a 32+ person Magic tournament. Saturday's are the day I sometimes go out to dinner or hit up the bars with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't actually a store, It's all a cover. I'm actually a NSA agent deep undercover. I rescue VIPs from people that would do them harm. Currently, I'm working with two Italian brothers adept in navigating tunnels and have highly irregular diets consisting of mostly mushrooms and flowers.
You should message me if
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You should message me because it would be a mistake not to! Seriously I pretty sure I'm like the coolest person here so I don't know why you're not messaging me. Maybe there is something wrong with you?

But really it's fun meeting new people so message a way!