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27 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:33am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs
English, Hebrew (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I give blood regularly. I listen to comedy podcasts while doing so.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working on a project of Radiohead songs with the lyrics replaced by text from online dating profiles called "OK Compupid." If you or someone you know can do a good Thom Yorke impression, please contact me immediately.

Akchully, working for my government cheese.

I am also occasionally paid to write trivia questions, and I write a blog about Jeopardy!. Not sure if that's a good thing to mention around here. Please send feedback to
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making french toast, thinking skeptically, opening beer bottles with a trowel, the J-stroke.

I can also stand on my head, but not that well. It kind of feels like my nose should be bleeding afterwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Deep voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Under books, The Phantom Tollbooth, A Canticle for Leibowitz, A Confederacy of Dunces, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Satanic Verses, Foucault's Pendulum. [Understanding Early Civilizations by Bruce G. Trigger.]

Under movies, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Apartment, Brick, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, The Warriors (based on a play by Xenophon, don'tcha know), American Movie, Harold & Maude, The Ox-Bow Incident, and (almost) all the Coen Brothers.

Under music, as a very small sampling, Pavement, David Bowie, Bill Callahan, Neil Young, Jonathan Richman, Talking Heads, Nick Cave, Velvet Underground. George Harrison can make me cry.

The best song ever written is "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. The worst might well be "Werewolves of London."

Adventure Time, Comedy Bang! Bang!, and Jeopardy!. That's one exclamation point per show.

Under food, all sorts. French toast was already mentioned, but it must have real maple syrup.

And none of these lists is actually very good. Don't you find it's easier to come up with these sorts of things when you're actually talking about them?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod, good crossword puzzles, Sodastream, a pair of slippers, something to clean my glasses with, and a bathrobe. Honourable mention goes to bowties, but I guess I could survive without those.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
MOOCs. Linguistic cognates. Mnemonics. Metamorphosis. Did you know that only moth caterpillars spin cocoons, and not butterflies? How did I not know that before I was 27?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relieved and excited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was around 6 years old, my family and my best friend's family held a garage sale. The owner of a nearby candy store, Sugar Mountain on Eglinton, wanted to purchase a Lite-Brite to make a sign for his store's window. He offered the adults a free Slush Puppy for each of the five children present, which we greatly enjoyed, in exchange for the ware. Two weeks later the store was out of business. I have never forgiven myself.
You should message me if
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you want to come to the ROM and let me gush words at you for a few hours. If the emoji you use most often is the smiling poop. If you want to take a carpentry class. Or if you'd like it if I made you an espresso.