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SomaInChains

43 F Pacific Grove, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER- For those that aren't going to read any of this profile and will only look at my pics, I WILL NOT SKYPE WITH YOU. DO NOT SEND ME ANY MESSAGES IF THE BEST YOU CAN PUT TOGETHER IS TWO FUCKING SENTENCES. IF YOU DON'T LIVE OR VISIT MY AREA THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING TO YOU. NO FUCKING PENPALS.

Here we are again. Let's go through this from the start.

Me: sexy, smart, opinionated, extrovert ,sarcastic, adventurous, curious, hungry, passionate, insatiable.

Things I like in no particular order: tattoos, motorcycles/hot rods/muscle cars, men that can fix motorcycles/hot rods/muscle cars, smoking dank green, eating good food, dancing, listening to music, fucking, singing, movies, hiking.

Now ill say a few things about what I'm looking for in a man-
I want a man that is full of life and has a strong lust for more. A man that isn't intimidated by a woman with a wicked streak. Someone that knows how to take charge and make plans without asking for approval every step of the way. Confident, decisive yet polite. A man that knows how to treat a woman right, with respect. Not afraid to be an animal in the bedroom and dish out a spanking when necessary. Gentleman with street style and smarts.

*Extra points for tattoos
** Extra Extra points for motorcycle or muscle car
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to its fullest. Trying to experience as much of it possible and enjoying every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at saying what you were to shy to say out loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Damn isn't she a sexy beast. Ill bet she's great in bed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies-
I enjoy most genres with the exception to chick flicks and sappy movies. Here are a few of my all time favs.
Classics-
Gilda, Niagra, Bus Stop, Sunset Boulevard, Psycho
Mel Brooks-
Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, Life Stinks
Ridley Scott- Blade Runner of course-original cut, NOT the directors cut, also Fifth Element
More random favs- American Psycho, Natural Born Killers, Saturday Night Fever, Evil Dead 2, Zombieland, Less Than Zero, Barbarella, Heathers, Pretty In Pink, anything Tarentino.

Music- let me just say there is music ALWAYS around me. Be it in my head or in my mouth. I love to sing. There's a musical theme to my life in general and now that I'm thinking about it should probably be on the "6 things I can't live without" list.
Here's a few specifics for ya- currently I'm listening to Christina Aguilera, Joan Jett, Jimi Hendrix and Rihanna. Music keeps one's soul young.

That being said all new music was inspired by classics like the next list of favs. Beatles, Zeppelin, Doors, Sabbath. More favs like GnR, Alice In Chains-of course-, Hole, Marilyn Manson, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers. That covers the 80s and 90s. These besides the afore mentioned names Incubus is a fav but I like hip hop as well as some rap. I try and keep an open mind as far as music goes. New country music is something I have a very low tolerance for and probably the only type you'll hear me say I don't like.

Food- Mexican hands down fav. Love Italian and French. Thai, Chinese, Japanese in moderation. NO fish whatsoever, yes lobster and shrimp lol. There's nothing like a juicy steak and where as my fav food is Mexican my deathrow meal is a filet mignon with a red wine reduction mushroom sauce, spinach and baked potato. Don't forget the creme brulee.

Books- wouldn't that be nice, to have time to sit and read a fucking book. I'm not gonna lie, if I have free time id rather take a fucking nap. Never seem to get enough sleep. I do in fact know how to read and have even read a book or two. The few favs ill mention are just that fav fav fav books. Wuthering Heights!! Amazing love story. American Psycho- narcissistic delusion at its best and damn Patrick Bateman is still fine. Stephen King's Gunslinger series did keep me going through years of boredom. Lol, back when there was actual time to read.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- My 2 beautiful kids
2- Passion- for everything and in everything I do.
3- Desire- to be a better person- to be successful- to be the object of someone else's desire
4- Fresh salty ocean air- the best smell on the planet
5-Black waterproof liquid eyeliner
Last but certainly not least
6- The word FUCK
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having been in 3 yes 3 failed marriages/ltrs I wonder if there really is someone out there with all of the qualities I want in a man. At the moment my hopes are dim but ya gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find prince charming right!? If not, well fuck. I'm okay being on my own. At least ill keep myself in good company.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Idk, working or home. Maybe out on the town. I really don't have a regular Friday routine. Ill say this, there certainly isn't enough fun in my life at the moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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None of your damn business.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ok let's do this in reverse. DON'T message me if:
-You think i look like a nice girl because I'm not. I'm the girl your mother warned you about and you should run screaming.
-You haven't had a lot of sexual experience and your we're hoping I could show you a few things. This isn't sex ed.
-You're not gainfully employed and motivated to be successful in whatever your chosen profession may be.
-You think I'm hot and wanna skype. Not looking for cam buddies or penpals.
- You have no intention of meeting me in person. As I just mentioned, I'm not looking for fucking pen pals.
- You're overweight and out of shape. Not crazy about cigarette smokers. Not a deal breaker but kinda icky.

-If you've made it this far and still want to drop me a line, I ask you're patient with me and my reply. I do appreciate a well put together letter. However I'm quite busy this time of year and don't have time to respond right away most of the time. Just because I don't write back within a few hours or even a day doesn't mean I'm not interested. Well I mean I suppose that's a possibility. Lately I've had a few great guys write me then deactivate their account less than a day later leading me to believe it was because I didn't respond immediately. So chill dudes give a girl a chance to write an intelligent reply. Thanks guys ;)