SomeDave
23 / m / straight / single
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
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The Drum Beat's Out Of Time |
Cyndi Lauper's 'Time After Time' is an incredible song.
I am saying this with no hint of humor, irony, 80s nostalga or any of that bullshit.
It's just really goddamn great.
Just for your information.
I am saying this with no hint of humor, irony, 80s nostalga or any of that bullshit.
It's just really goddamn great.
Just for your information.
Straw Poll |
Handlebar moustache: Awesome, or douchetastic?
I'm probably gonna do it at least briefly either way, but can't really decide where I stand on this important issue of our times and faces.
I'm probably gonna do it at least briefly either way, but can't really decide where I stand on this important issue of our times and faces.
David Byrne + Brian Eno = Hell Yes |
Finally picked up the David Byrne/Brian Eno release that is now on
the internet. It is freaking excellent, and I recommend that you go
to http://www.everythingthathappens.com/ and give those fine
gentlemen some money for it.
OKCupid, Better When Not Single |
I have recently been finding that this site is way more fun when
actively not single.
When you're not thinking about "should I attempt to talk to this person with the intent of maybe going out with them", the whole thing just becomes an entertaining internet analogue to people watching.
This is why I look at pretty much everybody who looks at me. It does my heart good that I am cultivating a stalker base that seems to generally be quality, non-creeper people.
Also, sweet sweet timewasting QuickMatch.
When you're not thinking about "should I attempt to talk to this person with the intent of maybe going out with them", the whole thing just becomes an entertaining internet analogue to people watching.
This is why I look at pretty much everybody who looks at me. It does my heart good that I am cultivating a stalker base that seems to generally be quality, non-creeper people.
Also, sweet sweet timewasting QuickMatch.
A message about your eyes |
After killing some time on the Quickmatch, I have seen girl after
girl (guys might say this crap too, I dunno) answering the "What do
people notice first?" question with "My eyes".
Come on, people.
Eyes are really small, compared to the entire rest of a body. All of these things are bigger and significantly more noticeable than your eyes.
Your face (seriously, it is hard to look at the eyes without looking at a face first)
Your hair
The entire rest of your body
etc.
Unless there's a large group of people I am unaware of who just beeline straight towards staring at the eyes, this is a completely inane copout answer. "My personality", which is also kind of inane, is at least plausible if you are super loud and extroverty all of the time.
Come on, people.
Eyes are really small, compared to the entire rest of a body. All of these things are bigger and significantly more noticeable than your eyes.
Your face (seriously, it is hard to look at the eyes without looking at a face first)
Your hair
The entire rest of your body
etc.
Unless there's a large group of people I am unaware of who just beeline straight towards staring at the eyes, this is a completely inane copout answer. "My personality", which is also kind of inane, is at least plausible if you are super loud and extroverty all of the time.
Mixed Messenger? |
Oh, OKCupid, your tests have once again cut me to the core, or
something like that.
Alas, alack, woe!
Alas, alack, woe!
Actual blog |
Incidentally, my actual blog where I post about things that are not
OKC questions is up at http://www.culturizer.com.
I'm sure you wanted to know this.
I'm sure you wanted to know this.
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Imagine that you discover your lover incapacitated due to alcohol and/or drugs. He or she has left a note requesting that you take sexual advantage of him or her. What would you do?This is also an entirely weird question.
- Anything and everything I want.
- Only those things my lover usually enjoys.
- Nothing.
Who gets blizted and leaves a permission slip for their boy/girlfriend to fuck them? What a strange and baffling hypothetical this is.
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Imagine that you come home to find a partner pouring red wine all over a stranger's naked body and then licking it off. Which, if any of the following, would bother you most?Wow, this is a really, really specific question.
- The spilled wine.
- The cheating.
- The fact that I was not invited to join in.
- Actually, this would not bother me.
Is this a film of which I am not aware, or did someone have an extremely surprising evening?
New Quickmatch kind of wigs me out |
The new Quickmatch has caused a gigantic stalker explosion, and it
weirds me out a little bit.
That is all.
That is all.
