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SomeFknGuy

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a goddamn mess. Seek no security here, but I got a lot of love to give.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting time until I figure it out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ruining relationships
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos and alcoholism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

Movies: High Fidelity, Rushmore, Tron,

Shows: True Detective is my shit, House of Cards, Community, Workaholics, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Legit

Current Music obsessions: The Pretenders, A$AP Rocky, Against Me!, LITTLE DRAGON

Always Music obsessions: Radiohead, Ryan Adams, Sonic Youth, Deftones (guilty pleasure), Refused, Daft Punk, Eels, MIA, My Bloody Valentine, The Whigs, Wire, LITTLE DRAGON, QOTSA, Childish Gambino, Die Antwoord, Beastie Boys, Bjork, Blur, Eels, MIA, Nosaj Thing, The Kills, Tyler The Creator, Joy Division....

Food: BBQ, pizza (ricotta and pepperoni), Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An internet connection
A sense of humor
Music
Sleeveless shirts
Sleeping in
My Tempurpedic mattress
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rustin Cohle quotes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until I can drink again
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of karmic debt to repay
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're as bored as I am