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SomeFknGuy

29 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a mess..."it's like God spilled a person" - Troy Barnes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting time until I figure it out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pinball and pretending I know how to play guitar
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos and whiskey-breath
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

Movies: High Fidelity, Rushmore, Tron,

Shows: True Detective is my shit, House of Cards, Community, Workaholics, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Legit

Current Music obsessions: The Pretenders, A$AP Rocky, Against Me!, LITTLE DRAGON

Always Music obsessions: Radiohead, Ryan Adams, Sonic Youth, Deftones (guilty pleasure), Refused, Daft Punk, Eels, MIA, My Bloody Valentine, The Whigs, Wire, LITTLE DRAGON, QOTSA, Childish Gambino, Die Antwoord, Beastie Boys, Bjork, Blur, Eels, MIA, Nosaj Thing, The Kills, Tyler The Creator, Joy Division....

Food: BBQ, pizza (ricotta and pepperoni), Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleeveless shirts
Sleeping in
My Tempurpedic mattress
Netflix
a lighter and a comb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rustin Cohle quotes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in the service industry, mainly so I can enjoy the service industry discount at the bar later.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of karmic debt to repay
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're as bored as I am