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SomeKindaLuck

30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just took a quick survey, asking one question: Am I a psychopath? Here are the results:

Mom: No.
Roommate: Yes
Little sister: No
Big sister: Yes.
High School Math teacher: No
Roommate's dog: No
Six foot Rabbit in my living room: No
Guy I've had locked in my basement for seven years: ...water

Hope this was helpful!
Joe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Weird Theater. Current endeavor is a site-specific production of Romeo and Juliet I've been directing the past three summers. Coming soon to a street corner near you. Not totally illegal. Differently legal. Let me get back to you on the legalities.

I grew up in New York so living here for me can be seen as failure to leave the nest. The amazing, over-priced, odd smelling nest with the best food in the world that I can't afford. (no, I don't still live with my parents. I have a job and an apartment and pay rent like a real boy)

I invented the Brawl Crawl. (see below)

Also: Waiting tables. Shocker there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impressions.
Accents.
Blocking.
Driving while lost.
Climbing fire escapes with a beer in one hand.
Putting words together.
Alleviating tense situations.
Elevating immense situations.
Storytelling (see below)
Making an omelette.
Weaving through the crowds of gawkers, onlookers and loiterers who insist on populating my city. Oh, but don't worry, I don't mean you. You're cool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spell theatre both ways.
My eyes are green. It takes them a bit longer to notice my nearly perfect eye brows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only wanted to do a couple of these but this is too damn fun.

Books: Franny and Zooey, Cukoo's Nest, Confederacy of Dunces, LOTR, Brave New World, The Stranger, Team of Rivals, 1776, 1984, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Kornwolf, The Fervent Years, The Rum Diary, Lord of the Barnyard, Tristram Shandy, America: The Book, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Harry Potter, Breakfast of Champions, Timebends, Watchmen, The Idiot, Heart of Darkness, Moby Dick, Complete Works, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao.

Movies: Raiders, Cuckoo's Nest (again), Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Mean Streets, Usual Suspects, Children of Men, Duck Soup, Kung Fu Hustle, Unforgiven, Syriana, Butch and Sundance, Everything Pixar, Everythig Day Lewis, Blazing Saddles and just about Everything coming out of South Korea in the last ten years (The Host, Oldboy, The Good, the Bad and the Weird etc... they're putting something in the water down there to make all their filmmakers geniuses.)

Shows: The Wire, Arrested Development, Batman: the Animated Series, Homeland, The Walking Dead, Young Justice, Game of Thrones, Veep, West Wing, 24 (guilty), Always Sunny, Daily Show, Colbert, South Park, Archer, Homicide, Taxi, Boardwalk Empire, Big Love, Mad Men, PTI, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office (both), Eastbound and Down, The Americans.

Music: The Band, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Otis Redding, Modest Mouse, Flaming Lips, Miles Davis, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Mos Def, The Police, Zep, Stones, Fab 4, Dr. John, Ella Fitzgerald, The Pretenders, The Clash, The Mescaleros, Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix, TMBG, Janice Joplin, Django Reinhart, Charlie Parker, The Swell Season, Dr. Dog, Beastie Boys, the Raconteurs, Mumford and Sons.

Food: Just about anything that will one day stop my heart. And skirt steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)The 3 Fs (friends, family, first aid) 2)bad jokes 3)Stage Managers 4)30 day unlimited Metrocard 5)Cheap Haircuts 6) A Window.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get the most media attention from a street-theater related arrest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A Brawl Crawl is a Shakespearean pub crawl wherein, at every bar visited, we start performing Shakespeare until a fight breaks out. Usually the fight is choreographed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In third grade I was named Borough of Manhattan Storytelling Champion by the New York Public Library... I'm sorry I thought this was the most AWESOME thing I'm willing to admit.

I have no instinct for self-preservation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This sums it up nicely...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoO5y18r5hw

... that was my job for a few years. Oh this is a serious question? OK.

Let's face it. I'm going to message you.
If you'd like some validation to message me back, this stuff helps:

You have empathy and compassion. You don't lecture homeless guys on the train. You can forgive me for using, "guys" when what I mean is, "people of all genders." I respond to emotional intelligence.

But really, if I message you, message me back. It'll be an adventure. Promise.