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SomeKindaLuck

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
People will say I didn't know what I was doing.

Born and raised in New York. Longest relationship of my life.

I act in and direct live theater. I got into that business because I'm an attention whore. I stayed in it because I'm a glutton for punishment. Females, take note.

As far as what I'm looking for in a woman... this sums it up pretty well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoO5y18r5hw

... that was my job for a few years.
What I’m doing with my life
Weird Theater. Current endeavor is a site-specific production of Romeo and Juliet. Coming soon to a street corner near you. Not totally illegal. Differently legal. Let me get back to you on the legalities.

Pay the bills directing Shakespeare with kids, 8-13. Little kids doing Macbeth and whatnot. I didn't believe it at first either but I figured out the key to make it work: the kids just need to be batshit crazy.

Also: Haunted houses.
Also: Animaniacs burlesque.
Also: Waiting tables. Shocker there.
I’m really good at
Impressions.
Accents.
Blocking.
Driving while lost.
Climbing fire escapes with a beer in one hand.
Putting words together.
Alleviating tense situations.
Elevating immense situations.
Storytelling (see below)
Making an omelette.
Weaving through the crowds of gawkers, onlookers and loiterers who insist on populating my city. Oh, but don't worry, I don't mean you. You're cool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I spell theatre both ways.
My eyes are green. It takes them a bit longer to notice my nearly perfect eye brows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Only wanted to do a couple of these but this is too damn fun.

Books: Franny and Zooey, Cukoo's Nest, Confederacy of Dunces, LOTR, Brave New World, The Stranger, Team of Rivals, 1776, 1984, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Kornwolf, The Fervent Years, The Rum Diary, Lord of the Barnyard, Tristram Shandy, America: The Book, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Harry Potter, Breakfast of Champions, Timebends, Watchmen, The Idiot, Heart of Darkness, Moby Dick, Complete Works, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao.

Movies: Raiders, Cuckoo's Nest (again), Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Mean Streets, Usual Suspects, Children of Men, Duck Soup, Kung Fu Hustle, Unforgiven, Syriana, Butch and Sundance, Everything Pixar, Everythig Day Lewis, Blazing Saddles and just about Everything coming out of South Korea in the last ten years (The Host, Oldboy, The Good, the Bad and the Weird etc... they're putting something in the water down there to make all their filmmakers geniuses.)

Shows: The Wire, Arrested Development, Batman: the Animated Series, Homeland, The Walking Dead, Young Justice, Game of Thrones, Veep, West Wing, 24 (guilty), Always Sunny, Daily Show, Colbert, South Park, Archer, Homicide, Taxi, Boardwalk Empire, Big Love, Mad Men, PTI, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office (both), Eastbound and Down, The Americans.

Music: The Band, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Otis Redding, Modest Mouse, Flaming Lips, Miles Davis, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Mos Def, The Police, Zep, Stones, Fab 4, Dr. John, Ella Fitzgerald, The Pretenders, The Clash, The Mescaleros, Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix, TMBG, Janice Joplin, Django Reinhart, Charlie Parker, The Swell Season, Dr. Dog, Beastie Boys, the Raconteurs, Mumford and Sons.

Food: Just about anything that will one day stop my heart. And skirt steak.
The six things I could never do without
1)The 3 Fs (friends, family, first aid) 2)bad jokes 3)Stage Managers 4)30 day unlimited Metrocard 5)Cheap Haircuts 6) A Window.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not there's a 'kick me' sign on my back.

Do I go out drinking as an excuse to meet women, or do I meet women as an excuse to go out drinking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world... Or destroying it.
Or wrestling bears or running from boulders or dangling from a high rise or...
THERE IS NO INTERESTING WAY TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In third grade I was named Borough of Manhattan Storytelling Champion by the New York Public Library... I'm sorry I thought this was the most AWESOME thing I'm willing to admit.

I have no instinct for self-preservation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Let's face it. I'm going to message you.
If you'd like some validation to message me back, this stuff helps:

You have empathy and compassion. You don't lecture homeless guys on the train. You can forgive me for using, "guys" when what I mean is, "people of all genders." I respond to emotional intelligence. I respond to people who want to engage with the world around them. Yeah. That stuff helps.

I could tell you all the reasons to date me... but why do that when you could just ask the internet:

http://www.howaboutwe.com/date-report/10-reasons-to-date-someone-in-the-arts/

But really. If I message you, message me back. It'll be an adventure. Promise.