Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill.
Bartender says: "Hey we don't serve robots."
And the robot says: "Oh but,
Someday you will."
My interests are wide-ranging, with a bent towards the weird. I
work at some desk job while I try to milk a career out of creative
writing. In the meantime, I'm interested in having a good time and
just getting classier and classier every year. UPDATE: I am even
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the week, I work at a desk, solving mysteries. If you've assumed
I'm a 1920s era private dick, I will neither confirm nor deny that
Pretty much daily grindin' then nightly writin' and trying to get
some stuff out there. My plan is to make it big and immediately
become an anti-social recluse. Fingers crossed!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Diffusing tense situations with absurdly dark humour. You'll laugh,
but may have nightmares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As a certifiable geek, going into specifics can be a bit
overwhelming. So I'm just going to keep it current. I'm watching
Veep, Game of Thrones, Community, and
It's Always Sunny, while revisiting The Life and Times
of Tim. The last good book I read was Inherent Vice, and the
most recent movie I liked was Fury Road. I've also been
watching a lot of Miyazaki movies, and playing a ton of Mortal
Kombat X. I've been big into the new stuff from Cannibal Ox
and Kendrick lately, and getting back into some Earth albums I
never really spent time with. When it comes to both music and food,
I'll try anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Makin movies, makin songs, and fightin round the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More often than it is likely wise to admit, I hesitate to do
something and ask myself: "Would doing this make me a terrible
person?" Then conclude: "Yes" and do it anyway.
You should message me if
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you like tales of high adventure, sex and sorcery, and are not
deterred by subtitles, pot, or haunted houses.
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