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SomeMassacre

30 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:54am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill.
Bartender says: "Hey we don't serve robots."
And the robot says: "Oh but,
Someday you will."

My interests are wide-ranging, with a bent towards the weird. I work at some desk job while I try to milk a career out of creative writing. In the meantime, I'm interested in having a good time and just getting classier and classier every year. UPDATE: I am even classier.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the week, I work at a desk, solving mysteries. If you've assumed I'm a 1920s era private dick, I will neither confirm nor deny that conclusion.

Pretty much daily grindin' then nightly writin' and trying to get some stuff out there. My plan is to make it big and immediately become an anti-social recluse. Fingers crossed!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Diffusing tense situations with absurdly dark humour. You'll laugh, but may have nightmares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As a certifiable geek, going into specifics can be a bit overwhelming. So I'm just going to keep it current. I'm watching Looking, True Detective, Community, and Agents of SHIELD, while revisiting Star Trek. The last good book I read was A Dance With Dragons (the latest Song of Ice and Fire), and the most recent movie I liked was her. I've also been watching a lot of 80's Kurt Russell movies, and catching up with Assassin's Creed (I just started 3). I've been big into Raekwon lately and some Jonathan Richman. When it comes to both music and food, I'll try anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Makin movies, makin songs, and fightin round the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More often than it is likely wise to admit, I hesitate to do something and ask myself: "Would doing this make me a terrible person?" Then conclude: "Yes" and do it anyway.
You should message me if
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you like tales of high adventure, sex and sorcery, and are not deterred by subtitles, pot, or haunted houses.