I hate asparagus, rapping pixies are hilarious, I love midget wrestling…not wrestling midgets, but watching midgets wrestle, i love really bad horror movies, I eat lots of cheese because I live in Wisconsin, I’m literate enough to read, I like cake, my mom had me on a leash when I was little, my only goal is to see which cancer I get first, for some reason, I don't like the letter P, I have OCD with puzzles, I don't like weak-willed people, I want to be a squirrel so i can hop along fences, I love stereotypes, I was a cat in a past life, I’ve had the same shoes for 3 years, I have cable simply so I can watch cartoons, I almost run off roads avoiding hitting fuzzy things that are crossing it, only people piss me off, i love UFO and ghost stuff.

I am sleepy, plaid, and something

Avoiding smacking certain children i see, i don't know why i want to smack them, but some kids....and other random assorted various sort of whatnot.

Not getting the munchies when i get high and getting the opposite of beer goggles, everyone gets uglier.

I'm standing there?

I read mostly non-fiction, usually politics because i guess i'm a masochist, but i also love history. though i do have a couple of shelves devoted to books about hauntings and other random weird things. Not really a movie person, i find most american media highly predictable and boring. i'll listen to pretty much anything, from mozart to irish folk music to Slipknot sort of stuff. and as for food...i like food.

Air, water, new things, cigs, my bed, and ummm...ugh...hummm...

- the important question is not whether or not someone would vote for a woman or a black man, but why are we still asking that question?

- It’s weird how humans find different combinations of random noises strung together interesting. Wonder if it has to do with the way our brains our wired. I mean, what about it causes the release of chemicals in the brain that tell the other brain cells that these sound waves are good and to release more brain chemicals. It’s along the lines of what causes fireworks to change human brainwave patterns? It’s like typing random characters into a computer and the computer asking for more. This thought brought to you by weed and watching friends jam.

- a way to bottle and sell air. they've done it with water and dirt, why not air?

- why don't people use umbrellas when it snows?

- that i might be losing my mind because i have conversations with my cat

- that the people doing the small, dirty, low paid tasks are the ones that make the world run, yet the CEO that spends half the day golfing and the other half banging his secretary makes infinitely more then them.

-I wonder if at the time of his arrest, someone had a thing for Jeffery Dahmer. I wonder what went through their head when they turned on the TV.

- why do they have commercials that go like... "who's taken more lives then (some list of horror icons) combined? Tobacco products." Well, it makes sense, seeing as all those horror stars haven’t killed anyone, but I digress. Then they will show a commercial for, say...Taco Bell. One commercial condemning people for being unhealthy, and the next telling them to kill themselves with food.

- that the leading cause of death is being born.

- what the most sexually disgusting thing some old person has done.

- why so many people were curious about how they where going to die. Are people on this website that suicidal?

- I love mount rushmore: "yeah, you can have this land, its ok, we know its sacred to you" "wait, theres gold there?!? nevermind! and while were at it, were going to carve the people who helped commit genocide on you into your sacred mountain" It's kinda like if you went up to the pope and just started peeing on him.

- etc, etc, etc...

I don't have one, in fact i refuse to believe in Fridays

That most cats are really aliens that are planning world domination. The dumber they act, the more likely they're an alien. Shhhhhhh...don't let on that anyone knows.

oh, and the last election i voted for my cat, i honestly think she could do a better job then any of the pricks running.

if you're that bored/want to bring me cake.