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22 Bakersfield, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 30
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Andrew. I just spent 3 years pursuing a physics degree in Santa Cruz prior to heading back to Bakersfield.

I spend far too much time coming up with puns, you might say they make it so I’m not very pun-ctual (I often have an issue with time management and I like to make dumb ass jokes), I like lists of 3.

I'm an introvert that really likes people. I have this relationship with comedy where I tend to make intentionally terrible jokes in an attempt at being funny by being intentionally unfunny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hoping the bulk of my physics stuff can be transferred to csub's engineering programs, teaching/learning martial arts and introspecting on my future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at what I'm passionate about. Martial arts and science are the current, in the past it was pokemon and video games.
I'm pretty good at making statements that are borderline asinine appear deep and thoughtful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a horrible disfigurement and can't go into public without drawing crowds.

Just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep?, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Book of 5 Rings, The Dark Tower series, The Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Looking for Alaska, Fight Club, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, A Drunkard's Walk: How Randomness Rules our Lives, Experiencing the World of Lucid Dreaming, and a whole lot of others that would take too long to list.

Movies: Old Boy, V for Vendetta, Shawkshank Redemption, Twelve Monkeys, Donnie Darko, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Seven Samurai, Primer, The Man from Earth.

Shows: I've gotten into Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead. I mostly enjoy funny things, like Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. I'm into anime if it's not too over the top cutesy or obscene. And as far as science fiction goes, Star Trek: the Next Generation and Dr. Who bounce back and forth from my top spot.

Music: Some of my favorites are Mars Volta, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead and Dream Theater.

Food: As far as meats go I'm partial to chicken. I love some good veggies and fruit, and nearly live off of cliff bars and bananas. I'm also fond of cheeses (especially camembert), and dark chocolate. I'm a big fan of Thai, Indian, and Japanese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Learning
2. My health
3. Martial Arts
4. Film
5. Friends and family
6. The internet and a computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"How would I throw this person in this situation?"
"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
"What would Paul Erdos do?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Training, reading, hanging out with people and after it all sleeping so deeply I could easily be mistaken for a corpse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I fell on my ass so hard it broke
You should message me if
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You'd like to talk about life, the universe and everything with a guy who always knows where his towel is.