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Somelongname

22 Bakersfield, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Andrew. I just spent 3 years pursuing a physics degree in Santa Cruz prior to heading back to Bakersfield.

I spend far too much time coming up with puns, you might say they make it so I’m not very pun-ctual (I often have an issue with time management and I like to make dumb ass jokes), I like lists of 3.

I'm an introvert that really likes people. I have this relationship with comedy wherein I tend to make intentionally terrible jokes in an attempt at being funny by being intentionally unfunny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hoping the bulk of my physics stuff can be transferred to csub's engineering programs, teaching/learning martial arts and introspecting on my future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at what I'm passionate about. Martial arts and science are the current, in the past it was pokemon and video games.
I'm pretty good at making statements that are borderline asinine appear deep and thoughtful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a horrible disfigurement and can't go into public without drawing crowds.

Just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dune, Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep?, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Book of 5 Rings, The Dark Tower series, The Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Looking for Alaska, Fight Club, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, A Drunkard's Walk: How Randomness Rules our Lives, Experiencing the World of Lucid Dreaming, and a whole lot of others that would take too long to list.

Movies: Old Boy, V for Vendetta, Shawkshank Redemption, Twelve Monkeys, Donnie Darko, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Seven Samurai, Primer, The Man from Earth, Paprika.

Shows: Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, The Eric Andre Show, Archer, Star Trek (TNG being my favorite), Cowboy Bebop, Space Dandy (I've got a penchant for anything Watanabe has done) Trigun, Rurouni Kenshin, Evangelion.

Music: Some of my favorites are Mars Volta, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Dream Theater, Frank Turner, Nujabes, Diablo Swing Orchestra, and Converge (ironically).

Food: As far as meats go I'm partial to chicken. I love some good veggies and fruit, and nearly live off of cliff bars and bananas. I'm also fond of cheeses (especially camembert), and dark chocolate. I'm a big fan of Thai and Japanese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Learning
2. My health
3. Martial Arts
4. Good stories (film/books/etc.)
5. Friends and family
6. The internet and a computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"How could I throw this person in this situation?"
"What would Paul Erdos do?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Training, reading, hanging out with people and after it all sleeping so deeply I could easily be mistaken for a corpse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time I fell on my ass so hard it broke
You should message me if
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You'd like to talk about life, the universe and everything with a guy who always knows where his towel is.