At least I smell nice.
Wondering if you want to read on at this point? We have been forcefully subjected to the concept of free will (usually by political leaders who claim to believe in some God, thus rejecting the notion of free will), so I'll let you figure it out on your own.
This is what describes me best: I am a guy who enjoys spending his evenings on his desktop computer, but doesn't play video games. I love role-playing... by creating a story with a co-writer. I love knowledge but the university bores me. I believe firmly that 95% of all people are idiots, yet I enjoy meeting new people and making friends. I actually know my shortcomings but I claim I don't (not now, obviously).
I enjoy recurring TV shows more than singular movies. My favorite weapon is the Medieval winged mace. I am very dominant and very kind at the same time.
I think my true calling in life is a grifter but I dislike manipulating people for my own gains. It's okay for fun, though.
If you're not spooked at this point I probably have a crush on you.