| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test |
The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
| Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 36% slut | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead at 81 | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 61% Accuracy (highest: 61%, average: 61%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 75% Accuracy (highest: 75%, average: 75%) | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Sofia Coppola | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | English Genius | Take it! |
| The Funny Personality Test | Minor Deity | Take it! |
| The Serial Killer Test | Jeffrey Dahmer | Take it! |
| The Animal Archetype Test | The Cat | Take it! |
| The VERY Basic Math Test | MATH WIZ | Take it! |
| The SECRET Test | PLAYFUL | Take it! |
| The Alien Invasion Survival Test | You scored 95 Intelligence, 69 Will to Survive, 100 Toughness, and 77 Endurance! | Take it! |
| The English Test | A- | Take it! |
| The Freud's 5 Sexual Stages Test | Genital Stage. You're 13-18 yrs old | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Suave Lover | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You are 41 years old!! | Take it! |
| The Tri-Variable Personality Test (qualified psychologist) ... Test | The Agile Thinker | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Sexiness Test | Hot Tamale | Take it! |
| The Sexual Mind Test | Horny mind | Take it! |
| The could you live in England Test | Honorary Brit. | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Smartass | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Book Are You Test | The Warm Cozy | Take it! |
| Wanna See If You're Right For Me? | You're Perfect!!! | Take it! |
| The (Expanded Edition) How Wild Are You (Relative to Me) Test | 52% Wildness - (Very) Wild | Take it! |
| The Astrological Passion: What kind of lover are you? Test | - Flirty Air Lover | Take it! |
| The Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer Test | 8 out of 10 | Take it! |
| The Ninja Rank Test | - Chunin | Take it! |
| The "What's Your Inner Blood Type" Personality? Test | Blood Type A | Take it! |
| The "What Type of Intellectual are You?" Test | The Bibliophile | Take it! |
| The Are you right for me? Test | Sorry, nope | Take it! |
| The would i lose my virginity to you Test | 92 % Variable #1 - I am your rookie | Take it! |
| The can you fuck me good Test | 78 good fuckess | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Skinny and Sexy (25% T, 36% A, 56% C) | Take it! |
| The What Women Want in BED---NEW!!! Test | 48 sexipants | Take it! |
| The Do you know how to eat pussy Test | 160 on the pussy eating test | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Killer Are You Test | 90% Ninja, 9% Crazy Thug, 0% Hacksaw Sla | Take it! |
| The Favourite Sex Test | 33 | Take it! |
| The Spank Me Test | 22 Spankiness - A Little Spank Happy | Take it! |
| The what kind of artist/preformer should you be Test | A true Dance student - 40 Extrovertedne | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of King/Queen Are You? Test | Peaceful King | Take it! |
| The Ultimate Wilderness Survival Test | 73 Survival Chance - Category 3 | Take it! |
| The TEKKEN, what kind of fighter would you want to be? Test | Yoshimitsu | Take it! |
| The Be a CSI For One Day! Which one are you? Test | Dr. Al Robbins | Take it! |
| The Online Dating Lechery Test | Honorable | Take it! |
| The Subconcious Self Test | 73% Emotionally Stable | Take it! |
| The Yoovie Test | The Artist | Take it! |
| The Truth Or Dare Test | Trisexual | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Hero Are You? Test | 39 % Pride, 60 % Courage, 56 % Wit, 60 % | Take it! |
| The Hipness Quotient Personality Test | 35% Geek, 7% Freak, 20% Square, 40% Hips | Take it! |
| The 3-Axis Political Test | 75 % Social freedom, 67 % Econ. freedom, | Take it! |
| The Could You Rock My Socks? Test | - % | Take it! |
| The Would you survive the robot uprising? Test | 54 % Planning, 60 % Decision making - Av | Take it! |
| The Perfect Gentleman Test | 495 Chivalry - Perfect Gentleman | Take it! |
| The Burpleston Basic deep and non meaningful waste of time Test | 58 Variable #1 - Category 5 | Take it! |
| The How Much Of A Liar Are You Test | 60 Believability - Just Typical People | Take it! |
| The Time Travel Test | The Sports Car - 64% Practicality, 57% M | Take it! |
| The Would You Get On My Nerves Test | Serenity Inducing | Take it! |
| The What Kind of College Professor Would You Be Test | Mr. Kotter | Take it! |
| The What Mythical Creature Are You Test | -6 Mercifulness, 15 Intellegence, 30 | Take it! |
| The First Date Sex Test | The Manwhore | Take it! |
| The Zombie Test | You are a Fodder zombie! | Take it! |
| The how evolved are you Test | 50 % ... | Take it! |
| The "What nickname did your ex give you?" Test | Plain Vanilla | Take it! |
| The Spirit Animal Test | The Jaguar Spirit | Take it! |
| The Body Personality Test | Sun Dancer | Take it! |
| The Fae Test Test | 37 % Faeries, 16 % Gnomes, 38 % Elves, 2 | Take it! |
| The Are you my kind of guy? Test | 66 compatibility - Maybe | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 93% pure - Pure as Driven Snow | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Straight | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 68% - " The good fuck" | Take it! |
| The Let's Make a Porno Movie Test | 69% caring, 75% perfectionism, 78% creat | Take it! |
| The Fighting Style Test | Capoeira | Take it! |
| The Brain Teaser, Are you Stupid?, For the Common Moron Test | You are smart enough to have a sense of | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Significant Other Are You? Test | The Anchor | Take it! |
| The How Sexcellent Are You Test | 59 sexcellet: Medium Pimpin' | Take it! |
| The 24 Hours to Live Test | 50 Badass, 58 Compassion, 64 Boring | Take it! |
| The Discover Your Romantic Prowess Test | 69% venturesome, 81% imaginative, 22% pr | Take it! |
| The Which Historical Figure Are You? Test | 74 Variable #1 - Category 4 | Take it! |
| The Which Ancient Temperment Dominates Me Test | 29% Choleric, 44% Melancholic, 41% Phleg | Take it! |
| The Could You Satisfy Me Test | 35 - Category 1 | Take it! |