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SomethinClever0

34 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Can't blame you if the 30+ messages in your inbox that are riddled with one liners, text talk and terrible grammar leave you discouraged about the entire male gender. Might as well be at a lame club or dirty bar. Kind of a joke.

I'd like to think we've got better things to do than to try and sell ourselves with internet sales pitches. But alas, I'm still here so here we go:

I'm an active, adventurous guy. I enjoy getting out and doing things. Having fun and adventuring...

I'm open & honest. I say what I feel and I speak my mind.

My Mom taught me to a proper gentleman. Chivalry is not dead, nor is romance or charm.

I enjoy fine dining, and dumpster diving. Eating out in general... Finding new local restaurants is part of the fun. Borealis is my current local favorite. All locally sourced. Good wine and good beer on tap. Digging it.

I'm a music lover. Any genre as long as it's "good". Jazz, r&b, funk, house, hip-hop, punk, jungle, techno, pop, rock, yada, yada...I'm open minded about music and appreciate most anything, especially if it's live.

My career is important to me. I'm good at it, and I put a lot into it but I don't work ridiculous hours. My job affords me a ton of flexibility to make my own schedule and do other things that make me happy like running, disc golf, geeking out on music or just generally kicking some ass.

I am driven and motivated, I put my heart and soul into everything I do, and I seek the same in a partner.

I am athletic and pretty high energy. I like being physically active and social. I am a fun seeker with a good sense of humour, and despite being a somewhat cynical realist, I have a very positive outlook on life. Happiness is a choice.

Modesty out the window, I'm a pretty stellar guy. As a friend, a partner, and as a super hero.

Casual dating is great, so I'm not rushing - but I am ultimately seeking someone like minded to take over the world with :)
What I’m doing with my life
Making the most of it!

career, fitness (running mostly), mixing records, fixing my house, living the dream... almost.
I’m really good at
- having fun
- kicking ass
- taking names
- lots of other things (except bowling, I'm NOT really good at bowling)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Be Here Now, Brave New World, Losing My Virginity, Born to Run, Outliers, Freakonomics - just to name a few

Shows: Californication, Game of Thrones, Blue Mountain State, It's Always Sunny, Archer

Music: House, Breaks, R&B, 90's Hip-Hop, DnB, Jazz, Funk, Motown, Rock, Pop, etc, etc..I'm big on classic anything

Food: As mentioned above.. From fine dining to dumpster diving. Italian, thai, LOBSTER! whatevers clever, I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
"Although gold dust is precious, when it gets in your eyes, it obstructs your vision."

If i had to pick things, I can think of 3:
- music
- friends
- family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How can I be better, make things better, save the world, take over the world, save the whales, and save a puppy.

how to stop spending so much time thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun doing something. Out with friends, travelling into the city, geeking out on music, enjoying some fine food, and great wine with great company... the possibilities are endless really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
inquiring minds want to find out? just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're sick of talking with lamo losers who have nothing to offer