Imagine the charm of George Clooney. Plus the wit of Don Draper. Throw in a bit of Michael Phelps athleticism and Michael Douglass confidence. Top it off with Brad Pitt's stupidity and you've just about got the perfect description.

Too bad that guy wouldn't be on okcupid.

As for me, I'm your typical white 5’ 10.5’’ 160lb brown hair brown eyes New York yuppie. Grew up in the Hudson Valley and went to college in Ithaca. INTJ. Interests include reading, writing, running, golf, tennis, squash, skiing, investing, travel, current events, any and all games, deep conversations and long walks on the beach.

For further information, please see this acclaimed description of me by my good friend Mr. McFadden:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9MOd0Achg

A cog in the private equity machine. One day I hope to be a gear. Or a monkey wrench.

Honesty and sarcasm. Good luck sorting it out.

A girl at a bar recently called me an autistic John Cusack. Net win?

Books: Catch 22, Life of Pi, The Catcher in the Rye, The Fountainhead, Brave New World, and a bunch of finance books

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, Amelie, Dr. Strangelove, Wall Street, A Few Good Men, The Pianist, V for Vendetta, Into the Wild, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Brick, Mary and Max, Thank You for Smoking, and all Audrey Hepburn

Shows: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk, House of Cards, Archer, The League, South Park, Classic Simpsons (90's episodes)

- Coffee
- Alcohol
- Sundried Tomato & Basil Wheat Thins (huh-weet thins)
- Physical exercise (to balance out the Wheat Thins)
- Introvert hours
- Improvements

my next move in the game of life

Also a ton about economics, politics, business, psychology, evolution, morality, mortality, crazy solutions to the worlds problems, etc. And you will have to put up with listening to me / arguing with me if there's any hope, so you've been warned

fighting crime

I don't understand you people. At all.

you would like to help me invent a fantastic story about how serendipity brought us together one lovely summer day in Central Park. I seem to remember you dropping your books somewhere near Turtle Pond...