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24 Stourbridge, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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First of all I'm really bad at writing stuff about myself. I have aspergers and I'm really rather shy, but once I get used to someone I don't seem it anymore. I need the internet to live. I may or may not be a geek. I can, if not careful, get trapped on Wikipedia and tv tropes. I am so shy that I am unlikely to message anyone unless they message me first. I also drink so much monster that I may have evolved into an energy being.
What I’m doing with my life
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Got my own place recently in Stourbridge, feels odd to live away from family but I'm quite enjoying it, its nice to have privacy for once. I have a black and white cat called Lennox and he's awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people, being unusually lucky, getting cats to come to me, rolling dice and functioning on little sleep. I'm also an unusually fast learner with most things and surprisingly good with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The long hair (there is a lot of it) and the beard. Sometimes maybe the sideways grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Too many for me to remember off the top of my head but I'll give it a shot. My favorite author would most likely be terry pratchett. I read a lot of scifi, fantasy and comedy books. I like many movies such as Avatar, Aliens, Serenity, Avengers, The Thing (both of them), a lot of zombie movies and Disney/pixar movies. Classic british cult comedy, adventure time, regular show, gumball, warehouse 13, a town called eureka, Defiance and doctor who. I like a lot of diferent music but I do tend to prefer electronic for example I like muse (their older stuff), hot chip, lapfoxtrax, radiohead and David Bowie. I like seafood, most meats and tropical fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family
Good shampoo and conditioner
Games (not just video games)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Poetry, cats, strange things and amusing stuff. Also eldritch horrors and homestuck ::::)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either down the pub with friends or doing something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I see a cat in the street I will attempt to stroke it even if it will make me late for something. In nearly every photo I have ever had taken I have glowy red eyes unless red eye remover is used, this includes ones without flash.
You should message me if
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My profile hasn't scared you off due to how terribly it is written and you want to get to know me more. I'm much better when communicating instead of just writing about myself.