Have you ever pushed the door that was clearly marked PULL resulting in a total "face plant"? Did you walk down the stairs with the intention of making a graceful entrance to your (not really) surprise birthday party and missed a step? Maybe you did not spin the carousel at the grocery store resulting in a missed a bag of paid for groceries...Yup, that was me!
I am not here for casual sex, picture swapping, passing time, or to cheat on anybody... There are much better posting/dating sites out there if that is what I was looking for and I have never "shoplifted the pootie", sent pictures of my junk, played anybody, or lie for the reason of getting someone into bed. I have too much self respect and I am a huge believer in karma!
It should be noted that I don't play a "numbers game". I'm not going to message 1000 women without reading their profiles in the hopes that a dozen or so will respond. If I send you a message it means that I have read your profile and I'm honestly interested in getting to know you better. I realize that I might not get a response and I am cool with that because I don't reply to every message I receive as well. Conversations are meant to be mutual and I like brains, banter, and wit. When I get the initial "Hi or Hey" or the response to my first message is "LOL" it is time to giggle and move on.
I have found that OKC is a great venue to make new friends and date outside of my "circle". I have tons of friends and I cherish them all deeply but even though most won't admit to doing so a great number of them think it is their duty to play the matchmaker role. I love you guys but REALLY??? Sure, your never married cousin is cute and has a great body! I can certainly get over the snoring thing but going through my kitchen cabinets at 4am to re-arranging all of my spices by color? I am still looking for my celery seed...Yes, I really enjoyed my date with your wife's besty in the whole wide world. We had an amazing weekend together right up to the time that she asked me to co-sign a car loan.... OK, one more but the names are changed to protect no one because if "No One" sees this she won't be so pissed...
Hi Stacey, what a surprise! How did you get in my house? I sound what? No I am not upset at all and so glad you found the spare key! Am I hungry, well sure I am, what did you cook for me?
BTW, the food was amazing but REALLY??? at least it was not a bunny simmering on the stove if ya get me! OK, I admit that 3 bad dates in 3 years is not a bad ratio at all if I was 20 again and still in college. Let me give this a shot by myself in another forum...
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve. Do I fall in love easily, yes. Do I fall in love with everyone I have been intimate with, no! If you are really into me I will probably be really into you as well. I give back what I get and then some. I love to kiss and be kissed, I love to touch and be touched, I know when to talk and when to shut up, and there is nothing better in this world to me than giving and getting a really good massage!
I always hold the door open, quick to compliment, and I address strangers as sir or mam. I look people in the eye when we are speaking, firm handshake but not crushing (I hate those guys), and I smile! I can laugh at myself and find humor or beauty in just about anything!
I like to drink socially but know when to quit, you will never see me falling down drunk. I do not like to argue but if provoked, I am quite good at it! I do not like to fight and will always walk away if possible but again if provoked, I am good at it! I am a sucker for long hair of any color, dark eyes, redheads, and anything unique! Body type, race, and status is not an issue with me whatsoever as long as you take care of yourself and your weight is reasonably proportionate with your height. Cleanliness, attitude, and how you carry yourself is a major plus! If you don't like yourself, I am not your match!
So, bottom line here... If you want a date with someone who is confident, secure, pays his own bills, CAN DANCE, knows how to have fun, keeps you laughing, has friends and makes more easily, clean in every respect, honest, complimentary, has no hang up's, lives alone, can cook amazing meals, and really knows how to treat a woman then please say hello. If you just want to chat and make a fun friend who is all of the above then by all means, I always welcome new friends and love to talk and chat. If you are husband shopping it would be helpful if you are Selma Hayek, Geena Davis, or Halle Berry... What took you so long?
I have no plans to retire anytime soon, I would not know what to do with myself. I thrive on purpose and direction and believe that once you become idle it is all downhill from there! I have seen it happen too many times in my own family and close friends and all have the same sad results. If you want to retire to your own island then please!!! Buy and build your island before you quit your job! Am I going to buy you an island? Once mine is under contract we can talk about it. For now, a date would be quite nice:)
For fun I love to drive with the top down, I adore water and spend as much time floating as I can. I am a natural swimmer and can hold my breath for a ridiculous amount of time.
Whacking carpenter bees with a tennis racquet
Beating my GPS arrival time
Talking too much
Not talking enough
Making people laugh
Holding my breath
swimming (see above)
Procrastinating (see above)
Kissing (see above)
Putting out fires
Putting out kitchen fires
Not cleaning up after I cook
Boiling eggs that peel in that perfect "one pull" fashion
Making the best Bloody Mary EVER!!!
The Shawshank Redemption, Mythbusters, the Stand (book not mini series), The Big Bang Theory, Pink Floyd, CS&N (sometimes with Y), Clapton, Frampton, Adele, Independence Day, Forest Gump, Asimov, Heinlein, Ramsey and Howard, Piers Anthony, Sidney Sheldon, Memoirs of an Invisible Man (again book not movie), Any movie with Will Smith, Rita Hayworth, Tom hanks, Sean Connery, Denzel Washington, Geena Davis, a good Bouillabaisse, Lobster, shrimp, any fruit, grilled/steamed/fresh veggies.
A nice smile
Passionate about something/anything
The "hair flip" (yes, melts me)
So many to list but Ok, 1 more...Eyeglasses are SEXY!
What turns me off?
You are/have/practice/project/use/or done...
Lack of self worth
Addiction to drugs/alcohol
Do not know your doctor/dentist
Constantly checking your phone/text/FB on a date
Excessive net speak
driving slow in the left lane
Broken/damaged/or can not get past a bad relationship
Believe you are entitled or rely on government assistance for longer than 6 months
Force feed your political or religious beliefs to others
Not able to carry on a conversation without using support words in excess such as "you know", "basically", or "literally"
OK, just one more... I can not sleep comfortably if my knees are touching. Drives me crazy... I must have something be it a pillow, blanket, sheet or whatever between my knees to keep them separated...Strange huh?