I am cynical, mellow, and creative.
My Self-Summary
I find it hard to take this sort of thing seriously. It seems
vainglorious to essentially be writing an advertisement for
yourself, and really how can anyone be expected to accept it all as
true. Well either way thats sort of the point, so it is what it
is.
I think that the entire world, all its peoples, traditions,
concepts, beliefs, et cetera, are things that should be broken
down, dissected, and examined. We should foremost know ourselves
and always question the world we live in. That is, to put it in an
entirely pretentious way, I am an inquisitive intellectual. I
temper this with an extreme degree of lazyiness though.
But dont let that fool you, I try my best to attempt to just be a
normal person. I value humor above most things and I am pretty
crude and cynical in my own jokes. I try and pretend to be a
pretentious hipster by liking french new wave cinema, reading
philosophy and listening to indie music. I cant manage the silly
clothing though so I fail at this entirely. The truth might be that
I am just a nerd though; I play more then enough video games and
browse the internet relentlessly.
I like to go out to museums or on hikes through the woods and
things like that but really I will do anything.
I am really into fitness right now as well. I think that it is
terribly important to nurture your body as well as your mind so I
eat a healthy diet and do power lifting for exercise. Someday I may
even be swole.
I apparently don't have any idea how to write something like this
and sound like a normal person though so I will quit while I'm
ahead.
Wait I know what wrongs. It sounds like I take myself seriously!
Thats about as far from the truth as you could get. I'm completely
silly and irrelevant most of the time.
I've realized that what I am most proud of about myself is that I
do not judge people. Not anyone, not ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. I make orthotics. Its not great but its better then retail
or food services. As a side effect of this job I know way to much
about feet, and I have seen some feet that would give you
nightmares.
I’m really good at
Who knows. Reading other people, perceiving what they want and how
they are feeling. Both for good and evil. Also deadlifting(no I
just wish that).
The first things people usually notice about me
My height perhaps, or my accursed red hair and pale skin. Probably
the latter.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: On my to read pile are Diary of a Young Girl, Dublineers,
Otaku: Japans Database Animals(not anime a critical study of
japanese post modernism.), Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum, an
anthology of TS Elliot poetry, and an anthology of Ernest
Hemingway. Take this all as you will. I have recently added
Gravity's Rainbow as well as Anti-Oedipus.
Movies: I will watch and enjoy basically anything, which might mean
I have bad taste. However what I really love are auteur films.
Godard, Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, Arronofsky, Von Trier, Bergman; to
name a few. I really love French new wave right now, Pierrot Le Fou
being one of my favorites. I basically like anything a pretentious
art housey person would like. But I also like scifi, crude comedy,
modern drama, even romantic films. I just love movies.
Music: Again I try and be pretentious as possible. I love most of
what could nebulously be called indie. My favorite artist is Joanna
Newsom who is basically the best anything ever. After that my top
five might be something like Bonnie Prince Billy, Neutral Milk
Hotel, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Decemberists, MIA. Things like
that, as close as those are to each other. Despite my intense love
of music the only thing ever on the radio in my car is NPR.
Television: 30 rock, arrested development, stella, lost, battle
star galatica, always sunny in Philadelphia, the wire, deadwood,
bored to death. Basically any hbo series and high brow comedy.
The six things I could never do without
Fat, Proteins, Carbohydrates, Water, Oxygen, probably something
else I need to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, global welfare, human rights and dignity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my good friends, watching a movie or going out to
eat or just talking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am not a private person. I am happy to be emotionally intimate
with anyone. I thrive on it. I will admit that I probably have no
idea how to relate to strangers. Which wont help this sort of
thing!
You should message me if
If you think that its worth taking chances in life to try and make
things better, even if you might fail.