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35 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
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My self-summary
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Welcome to my profile how nice of you to drop in, please let me take your coat, have a seat, relax. I'll just put on some romantic music, dim the lights, light some candles, pour the wine and tell you all about myself. Shit! I spilt the wine on your new dress! Fuck i'm so sorry, i'll pay for the dry cleaning! (Sniff sniff) Can you smell burning? Oh my god the candles have lit the curtains on fire!!! Quick call the fire brigade (Smash) Arrrgh! My shin! I smashed it on the sodding coffee table. Sorry, i've got to turn the lights on. Whats that? You hate Marvin Gaye?
What I’m doing with my life
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Essentially i spend all day writing funny (well they make me laugh) scripts and coming up with engaging, insightful ideas that will change the world... like erm that TV ad i made where the robot turned into a pile of fruit, it was for a chewing gum i think. Then when all that hard work is done i usually go to the pub and pat myself on the back... Yeah i get a few weird looks but what the hell.
I’m really good at
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Lounging, looking like i'm working, making games out of random things whilst bored, being grumpy in the morning, getting away with yawning in meetings, smiling with stuff in my teeth, avoiding catastrophe, spelling catastrophe, eating/making spicy-as food, sliding down bannisters at swanky hotels, sex, being modest, staying 'til the end (probably why i'm grumpy in the morning), packing suitcases (quickly not neatly), being just on time or late, putting my foot in it then taking it out again, finding new bars/restaurants, living in London, general knowledge, eating with chop sticks, drumming with chopsticks (shouldn't a knife be called a chop-stick and a chopstick called a... well, a stick?), coming up with random questions, creating inane lists, amusing myself and finishing long sentences, well, i'm not so good at that but i'm working on it, honestly i am. Everything else i'm fair to middling at. Oh wait, i forgot one, thinking of great ideas at the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard? But have not yet got all the survey results back in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Steig Larssons trilogy was good, Game of thrones i'm currently enjoying, the books not the show, haven't seen it yet, heard its good. Shogun was good, Shantaram i enjoyed, The fourth dimension and how to get there, love a bit of science fact: Sagan, Dawkins et al. Oh yeah and the Modern toss christmas annual, a true classic.

Movies: Battle royale, Old boy, Red State, City of God, Big lebowski, Citizen cain, Jay and Silent Bob, Life is beautiful, Crazy stupid love. Family Guy...blah, blah, blah, basically i like a lot of stuff. Needless to say i have a mixed and varied taste in books, movies, shows, music and food. Its boring to write and boring to read, so if you'd like to know more just ask me otherwise just assume that i like all the same awesome stuff you like and if years from now you turn to me with tears running down your cheeks screaming "Thats it, its over! How could you never tell me you liked Curb your enthusiasm!" then i will know that i have been damned a fool. But right now its a risk i'm willing to take.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clothes, sun, the love of a good woman, a toothbrush, laughter,
creativity and errrrr inspiration?

One thing i could definitely do without is sounding like a wanker.
Thanks for the wanker inducing questions OK Cupid i thought you
were supposed to be help me find a woman!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past and the future and the now. And being deep... i think about being deep, if i think really hard about being deep and have deep thoughts on the nature of deepness then i'm definitely deep and therefore cool and more attractive in the oneness of consious reality.
No, but seriously, mostly sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I only ever do one of three things on a typical friday night, go out in central London, go out somewhere else or none of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a huge penis. There, I said it, i'm so embarrassed!
You should message me if
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you want to or are putting yourself or others at risk by not messaging me.