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39 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:52pm
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work 6 days a week but only about 30 hours and I absolutely love it.
I have equally frequent health-nut phases to counteract my frequent phases of debauchery.
I'm a struggling musician with a surprisingly-cult-like following in odd places worldwide.
I have 2 awesomely intelligent and witty sons whom I enjoy exploring the outdoors with.
I live in Austin, but spend soooo much time, working in San Antonio that I'll often check out the SA OKC pool as well. Open to meeting people anywhere in between, too!

Oh... ENTP if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally enjoying my line of work, now that I'm with an organization with an innovative structure.
Striving to cultivate an inner state of centered awareness that cannot be disturbed by the inevitable turmoil of life.
Enjoying the hell out of the Body Beast workout program. (Beginning week 3 of 12 as of 10/20/14)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Ignoring the lil angel that sits on my right shoulder in favor of the lil devil that sits on my left
*Making you laugh out loud
*Driving in reverse
*Making people question their presuppositions about "people like me" (tattooed, non-mainstream musician)
*Rockin' a crowd
*Acing job interviews
*Conjuring up a song lyric or movie quote to correspond with virtually anything said around me at any given time
*Kicking your ass at SongPop.
*Guessing the feature year on BOB FM's 9 at 9 in 1 to 2 songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile is quite comforting and warm if I happen to be smiling.
My lips are always really red.
My normal expression is a deep scowl. (although inside I may be dancing a jig and blowing bubbles)
There's a huge crater on the side of my head from a childhood accident. (people never mention this, it's hard not to notice, if I bring it up, people get uncomfortable. Don't be uncomfortable about it. Let's talk about it. The story's a real hoot!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Books-Mainly non-fiction. I tend to read a lot of books and blogs about health and diet, exercise, chi, chakra, human vibrational frequency and the raising thereof, human behavior, survival...Carl Sagan, Carlos Castaneda... oh and I'm a sucker for a good "success" book. There's quite a few "Dummies" books in my library as my youngest son pointed out to me. I replied to him that a person of wisdom can 1) admit that he does not know, 2) remedy the situation.
*Movies- I love tragic movies with great one-liners. Platoon, Sid and Nancy, La Bamba, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, Shawshank Redemption, Selena, A Time To Kill, American Me, American History X, and This is England come to mind. True Romance is the best movie of all time... The Princess Bride is a close second. Other than that, usually documentaries. Netflix has been recommending some really cool documentaries based on the ones I've previously watched. Lovin' me some Netflix!
*Shows- Parks and Recreation, Deadliest Warrior, Ancient muthafuckin' Aliens!!
*Music- 60s soul and acid rock, 70s funk and soul, 80s new wave and 1 hit wonders, metal and punk from 70s to today...but I can listen to some classic country or old school rap occasionally. Some rockabilly... I kinda wanna learn to swing dance... any takers??
Being a musician, I'm open to anything out there. Whatcha got?
*Food- If I'm not on a health kick, I'll eat just about anything.
I have a juicer and I'm not afraid to use it!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My littluns
Air conditioning
A female partner in crime
My utility knife
My amazingly sweet and sexy goddess who allows me to be me
A nearby gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next money making scheme

Lyrics that I'm writing

Learning the music industry "secret handshake"

The interconnectivity of all our energies in this universe.

Orgone energy and why the government incinerated books on how to harness it..

Tesla's free energy concepts and why the government incinerated books on how to harness it.

Buying a nice chunk of raw land and living off-grid with my gorgeous goddess and having room for a few more. ;-)

Ways to continue being the jedi ninja bad-ass that I am (seriously... self improvement).

Fluoride in our drinking water, the fact that its effect on tooth decay is circumstantial at best, and even then only topically with no need to ingest it. The fact that no one drinks tap water, but we all bathe in it, and therefore absorb fluoride through our skin. The fact that it accumulates in our bodies and wreaks havoc on our kidneys and pineal gland, among other organs.

When Dos Equis is gonna pay me royalties for their "most interesting man in the world" ad campaign.

Fucking MAGNETS. .. how do THEY work???
(Extra points if you get the above reference! )
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying like Slash:
whiskey, loud music, and a female buddy.

Or at the gym

or working.

I have my sons every other weekend, so on those Fridays, probably movies or laser tag! :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nuclear, zombie, virus... whatever apocalypse you throw at me, I'm gonna be able to survive. I have the ULTIMATE cache of food, high tech water filters, liquor, solar power and weaponry. I'll be playin' cards, crankin' the tunes and slammin' shots as society collapses around me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've gotten this far already.

You're ok with polyamory.

You're into flirty/witty banter.

You're looking for a happy hour companion.

You think we would have a blast getting into trouble together.

You're a music lover.

You're into discussing spirituality and ways to raise one's personal vibrational frequency.

You're into the idea of an off grid, self sustaining, but COMFORTABLE lifestyle.

We have things in common.

You wanna go hiking on the greenbelt...or kayaking on town lake... or running on the town lake trails... or frolicking in the barton springs pool.

You can appreciate the fact that I omitted the descriptions "easy going" and "laid back" from my profile. .. (until now. Ha!)