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Sophiaphant

24 Hyattsville, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is Sarah. Woman. Feminist. Daughter. Nerd. Agitator. Trans-ally. Student. Logophile. Collector of secrets. Baker of cakes. Teller of stories. Hiker. Dreamer. Reader. Lover.

I collect words and edit profiles. Often unasked. I know it's an annoying habit, but I need to spread to the world the joy of proper comma usage.

I have been told that I am as intimidating as a Golden Retriever, and that hanging out with me is like watching a Woody Allen movie. I find both comparisons rather flattering.

I have social anxiety, but tend to stomp on the face of it with steel toed boots.

The quickest way to both my heart and my pants is by acting adorkable. I am also fond of puns.

If you don't tip people in the service industry I think that you're a bad person.

I identify as Queer, Gender Fluid, and Non-monogamous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Baking bread and brewing beer.

Petting strange dogs.

Watching Star Trek.

Meddling in other's affairs.

Being an armchair activist and professional navel gazer. Also, a naval gazer.

Playing dorky games.

Burning my tongue.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost in thought, the woods, downtown, my house, a small closet and time.

Analyzing literature, making up pseudo-intellectual bullshit and being silly.

Making people feel secure and comfortable in my presence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My vivacity. I am large and gregarious in size, speech, mannerisms, volume and love.

That I'm a total spaz. I periodically fall over while standing still.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Catch 22, Harry Potter, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Bean Trees, Narnia, The Phantom Toll Booth, The Hobbit, The Power and the Glory, The Great Gatsby, My Side Of The Mountain, To Kill A Mockingbird, Othello, King Lear, MacBeth, Greek Mythology, A Midsummer's Night Dream, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, 1984, Catcher in the Rye, The Posionwood Bible, Lolita, Don Quixote, The Scarlet Letter, Coraline, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Cider House Rules, Game of Thrones, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies:
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Labyrinth, Dogma, Hot Fuzz, Pan's Labyrinth, Coraline, Star Trek, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Alice in Wonderland, Scott Pilgrim, Brave, The Avengers

TV Shows:
Xena, Star Trek, The Colbert Report, Dr. Who, Futurama, Firefly, Pokemon, My Little Pony, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ben 10, Avatar the Last Airbender

Food:
Is it edible? Nom. No? I'll try it anyway. I also have an inordinate fondness for onions and coffee. But not together.

Cheese, chocolate, pork, bourbon, beer, garlic, ginger, juice

Comics:
Cul de Sac, Questionable Content, Girls With Slingshots, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Goblins, Gunnerkrig Court, Octopus Pie, Girl Genius, Order of the Stick, Monster Pulse, Powers, Asterios Polyp, Watchmen, Scot Pilgrim, She Hulk, The Dazzler
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The web-pages dictionary.com, urbandictionary.com, Wikipedia, TV Tropes, manboobz.com and Google.

2) Snuggles and cuddles.

3) Friendship so strong that I can always expect the truth, even if it's painful; so strong that I can sleep in the same bed spooning with someone else's mate and have no doubts cast upon my aspirations; so strong that we can sit in front of Whole Foods and laugh about nonsense for hours; so strong that I can admit my most harrowing secrets, receive their darkest lies, and still love and be loved enough to make tasteless jokes about it.

4) Polyhedrals.

5) Ducks.

6) Blankets.

7) Civil disobedience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if someone came through the door wielding a chainsaw/axe/+2 flaming longsword RIGHT NOW!!!

The world, my place in it and what responsibilities I have toward others.

How awesome dinosaurs are, and how much awesomer they would be if I could ride them.

Sex.

Social politics and how various media enforces and subverts societal expectations.

Conversations that I am going to have in the future. I carefully script them out ahead of time. They rarely go as planned. No one else seems to remember their lines.

Fluffy things like kittens, dogs, sheep, certain hats, some people's heads and chins and various marsupials.

Why solipsism is both ridiculous and awesome.

How my ending would have made that movie/book/play/short story/street theater/public disruption/campaign/historical occurrence SO MUCH BETTER.

What my god-damned password is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Falling in love with strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once, I stole a bottle of apple juice from a subway.

I used to think that how closely people's written English conformed with standard English's arbitrary spelling and grammar rules communicated something really important about them.
You should message me if
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My ideal person is smart, sweet, funny, liberal, kinky, quirky,
silly, sexual, cuddly, honest, open, kind and geeky. If you have
some of these traits we could still make make good friends, if you
have some other ones we could still make good lovers. If you have
none of them we probably wouldn't do well as either.

You appreciate the absurd.

You have a burning desire to listen to me pontificate about my
passions. Conversely, you wish to pontificate. I like to learn.
Unless you're WRONG. In which case we can have a lively
debate.

You love good alcohol. I am a snob. Particularly about beer. I will
think slightly less of you if you buy coors in my presence. Craft
beer? Craft beer is my life.

You, like me, firmly believe that one can fully commit and be in
love with more than one person. And that you believe that honesty
and openness are crucial to any sort of relationship. I exclusively
engage in polyamorous and open relationships.

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