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36 F Spokane, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 30–99
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Aug 3, 2013
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an ambiguously sexy form. I have green eyes. I have lips and I like to use them. I have ears as well. I also possess, interestingly enough, a nose.

I have a brain which also happens to feature an Amygdala, complex neurological circuitry and even an amazing hypothalamus. My brain also has many more awesome features which I quite enjoy. Perhaps I can share more of those features with you at a later date.

Note: I am NOT a bot. I suppose I could just let those who think I am a bot either contact me to satisfy their android fetish or filter themselves out by being averse to the very thought of my profile being a possible bot. That idea makes me kind of giggle. If I am a bot, be impressed, because I'm clearly a [euphemism for deities having cursed something], [euphemism for copulating] clever one!
What I’m doing with my life
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Planning to conquer the world via sexual liaison with the Great Lord Cthulhu. First, we're going to have a liaison with sexual stuff involved and then we're going to conquer the world. We will do so mostly because we can.

Note: Not only is it embarrassing that I misspelled 'liaison' twice above, but I've had this profile for months and NOBODY mentioned the error! I feel like I just discovered that dream where you go to work naked wasn't really a dream and I'm standing in the middle of an office in lingerie while everyone stares and ... oh, wait. OK forget that scenario and just imagine something traumatizingly embarrassing. Spelling error now corrected.

Another note: No offense to anyone or anything, but I've had several messages about the word 'liaison' in this paragraph. Apparently, people think that I failed spelling in my correction of the word. That would probably explain why it went so long not being corrected in the first place. People seem to not know how to spell it. The current spelling, l-i-a-i-s-o-n is the correct spelling of the word. The confusion apparently comes when people try to register that the word has three vowels in a row after the first consonant. This is not a common thing to see in English. The word 'liaison,' though, does not have an English root. Check with a dictionary before writing to me about it (but thanks for the concern).

Update: I'm no longer conquering the world with Cthulhu because he couldn't handle the $1.99/minute charges for every call he made to me. He had an emotional breakdown and threw himself off a cliff, but because his leap from the cliff was so strong, it caused an earthquake and compressed the air around him so much that he awoke in one of those prison-mirror things from the Superman movies. I had it framed and it now hangs on my wall.

My new method of world-conquering is via improving the world through a lot of activist work. I think I want the world to be a happier place, anyway, when I have it conquered.
I’m really good at
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Sexy things. Things that are, you know, sexy. Things like ... balancing on one leg while patting my head and rubbing my belly as I touch my nose with my tongue and cross my eyes. If I learn to do that well enough, maybe they will let me star in a porn someday!

It has been rumored, by some, that I'm also a good writer, that I have a good memory and that I'm an excellent friend. But those are the same people who I sold my soul to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm different. Well, maybe I'm not so different. OK, so the reality is that I simply can't say what people notice about me at first. I'm really just a single organism (relying on symbiotic relationships with colonies of other organisms which reside in and on me) on this planet which is far less amazing than being a single organism on the moon or on Mars or on Pluto. As fascinating as this is, people don't notice this! We humans and even all the other crazy critters on this planet are simultaneously amazing and not so amazing at the same time! What I mean is, the chances of there being other people out there exactly like me are pretty damned low, just finding people with similar DNA is not quite so low and finding others of my species is common. Furthermore, other life forms (or even just organic material) on this planet are pretty common as well. At the same time, we know of no other planet with life like ours on it! Thus, the former makes us seem trivial while the latter makes us AMAZING! Not being able to objectively view into the thoughts of others, I can't really say what the first thing people notice about me is, but I can tell you what I notice in others, and that's how amazing and trivial we are at the same time. Wrap your head around that!

Also, I dress myself funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Grub Error 18: Selected cylinder exceeds maximum supported for this question.

Movies: Perverted Stories: The Movie, Attack of the Flying Lizards, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, The Dark Crystal, Mr Vampire, Poultrygeist, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Back to the Future (all of them), Schindler's List, Dogma, Run, Lola, Run (A friend just introduced me to this movie), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and since I decided to start watching more movies lately, there will probably soon be more or my brain will rot, one or the other.

Music: Nerdcore, Classical, Oldies, Arabian Pop, Almost Anything


(these things may change from one moment to another, consider the above to be examples)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, objects of a phallic nature, my brain, & friends.

You may think, after reading the above list, "she's missing a sixth thing." However, you would be wrong. In reality, my list contained far more than six things because "objects of a phallic nature" and "friends" both imply they are composed of multiple things. In reality, the term 'thing' is tough to quantify. I mean, is coffee a 'thing' or are each of the molecules 'things?' If coffee and the molecules are each things by their own rights, then can 'objects of a phallic nature' be a thing as a group? I suppose if I reworded 'friends' as 'my group of friends,' then that would also be a thing but the problem is, my friends are not a group, really. Most of my friends don't even know each other and have never met. I think my life is too complicated to really list six things exactly. My sincerest apologies for this problem. I know it means you will be less likely to get to know me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. The stuff keeps me distracted all day long. I think about
stuff in the known universe and stuff in the unknown universe (the
latter of which just leads me to drawing a blank), and I think
about stuff in the dimensions I can observe and stuff in the
dimensions I can't (the latter of which makes me draw a five
dimensional object).

Sex, activism, science and critical thinking (not necessarily in
that order). These things are a part of what I do and a part of my
world that I have a very big interest in. This isn't just for the
sake of satisfying my natural urges (though, I do place a high
priority on things there) but also because these things are
important for the betterment of humankind. Random acts of kindness;
an interest in doing to others what they would like done to them as
long as no other individual's rights and pleasures are interfered
with (in a practical manner) is the best life philosophy regarding
others I've ever come across and it plays a major role in many
things that I do from my work to my activism to my writing. This is
why I have a pleasure-based focus in my work and why I react to
people (usually) the way I do. This may sound silly and
hippie-like, but it makes me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pretending to be Sexy, working as a dominatrix, practicing for a burlesque show, writing a blog, writing emails, talking to friends, masturbating, reading articles, drawing pictures ...

Sex is my business, my research, my hobby and my favorite pastime.

I moonlight as a writer and I'm told I'm good at it. Send me a message if you want to know where.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Instead of counting dots on my ceiling tiles, I count only sections of dots and try to construct a formula for determining the number of dots on any given whole tile. Sometimes I am very accurate when I do this, sometimes I am not.
You should message me if
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... I have summoned you through my awesome mind control

... They make a movie entitled Xenu Vs. Cthulhu which rivals
Godzilla Vs. King Kong.

... Boston has another tea party (with boats and costumes and an
actual concern, not the 'tea party' people who are scratching their
fingernails across the chalkboard of politics across the

Advice: I am a professional adult performer. Do not make your first contact with me one of a sexual nature unless you plan on spending money. I am not here only to cater to your sexual whims because you demand it. In fact, if you demand I do something, it won't be likely to happen. I dislike being ordered about.