Planning to conquer the world
with the Great Lord Cthulhu
. First, we're going to
have a liaison with sexual stuff involved and then we're going to
conquer the world. We will do so mostly because we can.
Note: Not only is it embarrassing that I misspelled 'liaison' twice
above, but I've had this profile for months and NOBODY mentioned
the error! I feel like I just discovered that dream where you go to
work naked wasn't really a dream and I'm standing in the middle of
an office in lingerie while everyone stares and ... oh, wait. OK
forget that scenario and just imagine something traumatizingly
embarrassing. Spelling error now corrected.
Another note: No offense to anyone or anything, but I've had
several messages about the word 'liaison' in this paragraph.
Apparently, people think that I failed spelling in my correction of
the word. That would probably explain why it went so long not being
corrected in the first place. People seem to not know how to spell
it. The current spelling, l-i-a-i-s-o-n is the correct spelling of
the word. The confusion apparently comes when people try to
register that the word has three vowels in a row after the first
consonant. This is not a common thing to see in English. The word
'liaison,' though, does not have an English root. Check with a
dictionary before writing to me about it (but thanks for the
Update: I'm no longer conquering the world with Cthulhu because he
couldn't handle the $1.99/minute charges for every call he made to
me. He had an emotional breakdown and threw himself off a cliff,
but because his leap from the cliff was so strong, it caused an
earthquake and compressed the air around him so much that he awoke
in one of those prison-mirror things from the Superman movies. I
had it framed and it now hangs on my wall.
My new method of world-conquering is via improving the world
through a lot of activist work. I think I want the world to be a
happier place, anyway, when I have it conquered.