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shhhhaaaaaalev

25 M Encino, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Laughter is my metaphysics; humor is truth; and, according to a friend, "[I] don't just think out of the box. [I] piss on it -- and miss."
What I’m doing with my life
Not really "what I'm doing with my life" but right now I'm working as a paralegal and moonlighting as a photographer. My plan is to work a bit then travel and then grad school. Outside of work I enjoy creative pursuits centered around music, writing, photography, and physical activity. I plan on doing yoga teacher training in the fall.
I’m really good at
Hysterically explaining the hipsterpocalypse to hipstercrits. This is actually really what I'm doing with my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
Next section is so long, I'm just going to skip this. No one ever says anything interesting in this section anyways...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction: The Stranger, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, The Brothers Karamazov, The Trial, First Sorrow, The Hunger Artist, The Human Stain, Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up, The Bus Driver Who Wanted To Be God & Other Stories, Post Office, Picture of Dorian Gray, Benito Cereno, Giovanni's Room, The Painted Bird, The Kite Runner, The Things They Carried, Siddhartha.

Philosophy and non-fiction: Phenomenology of Spirit, The Question Concerning Technology, Phaedo, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, Madness and Civilization, The Genealogy of Morality, Eating Animals, The Origin of the Work of Art, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, Zen and the Art of Archery, The Selfish Gene, Musicophilia, Godel-Escher-Bach, various books on yoga.

Movies: The Graduate, Cinema Paradisio, 8 1/2, Police Adjective, Being There, Seventh Seal, The Great Dictator, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Vertigo, Oldboy, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Take the Money and Run, Annie Hall, Big Lebowski, Life Aquatic, The Meaning of Life, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Elephant Man, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Brother's Keepers

TV: Breaking Bad, Scrubs, Southpark, Louie,Trailer Park Boys, Stewart/Colbert, X-Files, Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested, Twilight Zone, NBA, science/nature documentaries, TED Talks

Radio: Science Friday, This American Life, Car Talk, The World Cafe, kJazz, Stories

Food: Anything healthy and vegetarian really. My favorite cuisines are Ethiopian, Indian, and Middle-Eastern. Really dark stouts. Peet's Coffee.

Music: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, MF Doom, DJ Dangermouse, Cut Chemist, Grizzly Bear, NIN, TV On The Radio, Fela Kuti, Joanna Newsome, Rodriguez, Schoenberg, Miles Davis, Ravi Shankar, Wayne Shorter, Wes Montgomery, Joni Mitchell, Akron/Family, John Fahey, The Books, Jane's Addiction, Ravi Shankar, CAN, Cibo Matto, the Boredoms, FRANK ZAPPA, the Beach Boys, Herbie Hancock, Prince, Pink Floyd, Sonic Youth, The Doors, Tiny Tim, Simon and Garf, Tom Waits, Terry Riley, Charles Ives, Charles Mingus, Pixies, The Animals, Sly and the Family Stone, Louiz Bonfa, AC Jobim, Gilberto Gil, Parliment, Air, Kraftwerk...
The six things I could never do without
1. An instrument
2. BIG dogs
3. diffused light
4. descending bass lines
5. books ("That's not fair. There was time now!")
6. Yoga
7. breaking rules
8. borderline clichés
9. Even numbers
10.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thinking

my body and appetites, fitness and health

the limitations (?) of scientific explanation

women ;) (what good is all this thinking if you don't have a gal to
share it with!?). Seriously though, I really enjoy discussing things and just hearing about people's experience in general and am fond of people who are the same.
On a typical Friday night I am
shmoozing and/or boozing and/or shnoozing, by which I really mean, playing music, writing, reading, and/or netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book but I don't got no glossary, sorry
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ne pas être un étranger

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