Whilst I probably generally have pretentions of high-brow-ness I also have an increasingly unironic love of ITV's Take Me Out...so I can wax lyrical about Breaking Bad like bloody everybody else does but can you really beat the poetry of 'No likey, no lighty'...the answer is no. No you cannot.
I'm kind of relentlessly geeky when it comes to films, which is invaluable for pub quizzes and recognising actors, which are super useful life skills I'm sure you'll agree.
Sarcasm and Simpsons quotes are my second and third languages respectively.
Try as I might, I just can't get on board with olives.
Still with me? Good. Think I'll just switch to listing a few things I like now - girls go mad for lists right?
The British countryside.
Patrick Stewart and/or Ian McKellan.
Nic Cage losing his shit.