Whilst I probably generally have pretensions of high-brow-ness I also have an increasingly un-ironic love of ITV's Take Me Out...so whilst I could talk about the genius of Charlie Kaufman or Hitchcock or Dylan can you really beat the poetry of 'No likey, no lighty'...the answer is no. No you cannot.
I'm kind of relentlessly geeky when it comes to films (and plenty of other stuff besides), which is invaluable for pub quizzes and recognising actors, which are super useful life skills I'm sure you'll agree.
I firmly believe there is an appropriate Simpsons quote for nearly all situations.
Try as I might, I just can't get on board with olives.
Still with me? Good. Think I'll just switch to listing a few things I like now - girls go mad for lists right?
The British countryside.
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan.
Nic Cage losing his shit.