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25 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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I recently genesized and am probably gonna start populating a fetlife account. If that's you too, please step beyond the velvet rope and into the VIP area.

I have a bunch of silly html editing in this which you can't see if you're using the mobile app :( the new darwinism i guess


Buhhhhhhhhhhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh. I act when someone hires me to.

White cis male professional shitlord. Kill me forever.

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̖̪̞̻̗a̘̗͐̏ͣ̑ ̣̬̪͍̠̤͔f̺̰̝̝ͬͤ̔i͒̈́ͦ͛͒͗̚s͓͎͐̈́̆͊͊ͮh̳̞͖͐̊͛̽ͣ ͙͈̀ͯ̒̓ͨ͑h͔̞̞̰͋ỏ̺o͙̝ͬk̹̄̓̾ͅ
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Hyper-analyzer seeking different(s) or same(s)?

Okay, so:

All people deserve the assumption of full agency of their personhood and respect of that agency until they betray it by their actions.

It makes NO SENSE for consenting, enjoyed sexual behavior to betray that respect.

Anyone who thinks it does and gives them the right to contemptuously and condescendingly classify another human being as a "slut" or a "whore" is a garbage bag full of vomit posing as a person.


I was once told by a friend's friend visiting nyc that I was the "most human" person in our social group, so that's proof right there that I'm not a highly sophisticated insect able to convince homo sapiens I'm one of you! No need to worry or think about that at all :D

The purer the comedic juxtaposition, the funnyer teh joek. My sense of humor can be well gleaned from these comics I drew terribly on post-its and the backs of outdated resumes:
Western Comics
Throne Comcis
Courage Comics

I appreciate a tragic ending as much as a happy one if the circumstances call for it... "Wall-E shouldn't've gotten his memory back at the end." ~ My tombstone.

Ceremony gives me the willies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a manny on the uws. Trying to make enough money to feel comfortable enough with the decision to move out of my mothers apartment. Oops, I'm sad.

I'm moving in with some friends in Manhattan by mid April!!!

Volunteering as a court advocate for some cool kiddos in the hudson county foster system.

Hopelessly brainstorming how to take down the fossil fuel energy syndicate and turn people on about Liquid Floride Thorium Reactors. I want to build one so badly. But where are $35,000 and a neutron source when you need em?

Listening to NPR. Radiolab <3

I have a hand in God's pocket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Zap Branigan, Stimpy, Porky Pig...oh wait, other than Billy West's voices?

Crossword puzzles. Sudoku. Game show host voice. Catching things I drop. Figuring out anything technological from zero, except that goddamned Windows 8; it's like a puzzle trying to confuse itself. Falling into internet holes (YouTube, Wikipedia, or otherwise).

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my hair is brown but my beard is red. Probably whatever t-shirt im wearing; it usually has something I think is cool on it. After that, they notice the pretty eyes and winning smile ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Absolute favorites in bold.

Dog Sees God by Burt V Royal. Stephen Adly Gurgis. The Pillowman by Martin McDonagh. Earshot by Morris Panych. Mirror Mirror by Sarah Treem. Scott Pilgrim by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Two Gentlemen of Verona, As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing by guess fucking who.

Novels: John Green. I wasn't very into reading as a kid and I let that follow me into adulthood. I'm trying to make up for lost ground now. I am (edit: still indefinitely) about a quarter of the way through Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Castle of Cagliostro, Black Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Enter the Void. Christopher Nolan, The Andersons: both Wes and Paul Thomas, Edgar Wright, The Coen Bros. HEIST MOVIES (Oceans Eleven especially). But, I am sick of movies about psychopathic white men doing whatever they want.

BROAD. FUCKING. CITY I HAD TO ADD IT AGAIN AT THE BEGINNING BECAUSE ITS ALL SO FUCKING GOOD. Stephen Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Adventure Time, King of the Hill, Regular Show, Futurama, Craig McCracken, Gendy Tartakovsky, Thurop Van Orman, Pen Ward (who once drew me a picture of a confused tree over twitter while he was waiting at an airport <3), okay just all the good cartoons, the bold barely even means anything here because i love these all so much. Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Spaced, Broad City, Tim and Eric / Steve Brule, Arrested Development, , Louie, Sherlock. Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Gurren Lagann. FLCL is my favorite media experience of any kind.

Music: hip hop, jazz, pop punk, much rock, folk, whatever kind of music it is Flying Lotus and the Brainfeeder label represent....pretty much the only genre of music I can't be sure I've ever liked a song from is country. If you hear this and you feel like your ears have been opened as they never have been before, we will get quite along. Other specifics are best discussed in person :D

Every food. Especially the spicy ones. Jalapeno jam :d

Favorite vidyo juego: Shadow of the Colossus. Pure interactive art.

Webcomics: XKCD, Chainsawsuit, Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, The Oatmeal, Perry Bible Fellowship, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Radio shows/Podcasts: Radiolab, Prairie Home Companion, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Greg Proops's The Smartest Man in the World Vodkast, On Cinema with Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, Star Talk Radio with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

YouTube Channels: too many.

Two words: Tim Minchin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"We are the future, Charles.............not them........."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether people see all the shit on here and then just peace out.
Intersectionality, gender politics, white supremacy, heteronormativity, sex positivity, slut shaming, kill all rapists and eat the rich.
Men. Cops. Other swine.
Astronomy. The moon, space, dark matter.
How big some things are and how small other things are.
The solar plane.
The Fermi Paradox.
Quantum mechanics, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and the Observer Effect.
How the effects of gravity are so clear but no one knows how it works.
Human behavioral patterns. How so many people are ignorant of their evolutionary advantage of critical thought.
Something so cool I could have said in that conversation that happened 2 years ago.
Fractal mathematics and whether or not it's indicative of some universal structure.
The relationship between science and art.
Ze Frank.
Trade economics and how money works.
Choice deprivation.
Media sensationalism.
The ethics and value of language.
Dubstep is the new ska.
The Fibonacci Sequence and other series.
Billy West.

March the Twenty-first, Two Thousand Fifteen
Twelve Thirty-five Aey Emm
An actual thought I just had:
Aww sick i put literally just enough chocolate almond milk in these grape nuts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is a "typical Friday night"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can bite my nails pretty short. It's proven a hard habit to break.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in adventuring around the city.
You understand that everyone is a nerd. I am the rolling d20s for critical hits, pokemon master, tabletop game nerd.
You sometimes do the Everything Thing.
You want to read books or poetry together!
You want to snuggle while reading books or poetry together.
You enjoy weed and sexytimes together occasionally.
You don't mind getting a little sloppy.
Going to see an improv show sounds like a great Tuesday night activity.
If you fucking read all of this. I will personally deliver you an award for most patient person of all time.

Things to which I will not respond:
What's up? (There are plenty of things on here to ask me about.)
Hi. (....)
Great profile! (.........There are plenty of things on here to ask me about.)
"Hey cutie what's u" [sic] (....just...goddammit.)

Additional insurance: if you're white and own a dreamcatcher of any size or style: no, thank you.