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SoraAgrees

25 M Jersey City, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:36pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi.

Buhhhhhhhhhhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh. I act when someone hires me to.

White cis male professional shitlord. Kill me forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCieT1dQWlo

Depressed, bedroom dwelling, over-analyzer seeking same(s)?

My sense of humor can be well gleaned from these comics I drew terribly on post-its and the backs of outdated resumes:
Western Comics
Throne Comcis
Courage Comics

I appreciate a tragic ending as much as a happy one if the circumstances call for it... "Wall-E shouldn't've gotten his memory back at the end." ~ My tombstone.

Ceremony is off putting.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make enough money to feel comfortable enough with the decision to move out of my mothers apartment. Oops, I'm sad.

Hopelessly brainstorming how to take down the fossil fuel energy syndicate and turn people on about Liquid Floride Thorium Reactors. I want to build one so badly. But where are $35,000 and a neutron source when you need em?

Listening to NPR. Radiolab <3

I have a hand in God's pocket.
I’m really good at
Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Zap Branigan, Stimpy, Porky Pig...oh wait, other than Billy West's voices?

Crossword puzzles. Sudoku. Game show host voice. Catching things I drop. Figuring out anything technological from zero. Convincing you to use hot sauce, pickles, or barbecue chips as a chaser. Falling into internet holes (YouTube, Wikipedia, or otherwise). Super Smash Bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my hair is brown but my beard is red. Probably whatever t-shirt im wearing; it usually has something I think is cool on it. After that, they notice the pretty eyes and winning smile ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Absolute favorites in bold.

Dog Sees God by Burt V Royal. Stephen Adly Gurgis. The Pillowman by Martin McDonagh. Earshot by Morris Panych. Mirror Mirror by Sarah Treem. Scott Pilgrim by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Two Gentlemen of Verona, As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing by guess fucking who.

Novels: John Green. I wasn't very into reading as a kid and I let that follow me into adulthood. I'm trying to make up for lost ground now. I am (edit: still indefinitely) about a quarter of the way through Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Castle of Cagliostro, Black Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Enter the Void. Christopher Nolan, The Andersons: both Wes and Paul Thomas, Edgar Wright, The Coen Bros. HEIST MOVIES (Oceans Eleven especially). But, I am sick of movies about psychopathic white men doing whatever they want.

Adventure Time, King of the Hill, Regular Show, Futurama, anything by Craig McCracken, Gendy Tartakovsky, or Thurop Van Orman. Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Spaced, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Louie, Sherlock. Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Gurren Lagann. FLCL is my favorite media experience of any kind.

Music: hip hop, jazz, pop punk, much rock, folk, whatever kind of music it is Flying Lotus and the Brainfeeder label represent....pretty much the only genre of music I can't be sure I've ever liked a song from is country. If you hear this and you feel like your ears have been opened as they never have been before, we will get quite along. Other specifics are best discussed in person :D

Every food. Especially the spicy ones. Jalapeno jam :d

Favorite vidyo juego: Shadow of the Colossus. Pure interactive art.

Webcomics: XKCD, Chainsawsuit, Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, The Oatmeal, Perry Bible Fellowship, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Radio shows/Podcasts: Radiolab, Prairie Home Companion, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Greg Proops's The Smartest Man in the World Vodkast, On Cinema with Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, Star Talk Radio with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

YouTube Channels: too many.

Two words: Tim Minchin.
The six things I could never do without
"We are the future, Charles.............not them........."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether people see all the shit on here and then just peace out.
Intersectionality, gender politics, white supremacy, heteronormativity, sex positivity, slut shaming, kill all rapists and eat the rich.
Men. Cops. Other swine.
Astronomy. The moon, space, dark matter.
How big some things are and how small other things are.
The solar plane.
Perspective.
Relativity.
The Fermi Paradox.
Quantum mechanics, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and the Observer Effect.
How the effects of gravity are so clear but no one knows how it works.
Human behavioral patterns. How so many people are ignorant of their evolutionary advantage of critical thought.
Something so cool I could have said in that conversation that happened 2 years ago.
Fractal mathematics and whether or not it's indicative of a universal structure.
The relationship between science and art.
Ze Frank.
Braincrack.
Trade economics and how money works.
Choice deprivation.
Media sensationalism.
The ethics and value of language.
Dubstep is the new ska.
The Fibonacci Sequence and other series.
Metaphors.
Lighthouses.
Logos.
Billy West.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show in the city, at rehearsal, partying with some friends, or playing Super Smash Bros with my best friend while submitting for roles on Actors Access and Casting Networks. I don't really have a "typical Friday night."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can bite my nails pretty short. It's proven a hard habit to break.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You cried watching the TFIOS trailer.

You're interested in adventuring around manhattan.
You understand that everyone is a nerd. I am the rolling d20s for critical hits, pokemon master, hearthstone nerd.
You sometimes do the Everything Thing.
You want to read books or poetry together!
You want to snuggle while reading books or poetry together.
You enjoy smoking weed and sexytimes together occasionally.
You don't mind getting a little sloppy.
Going to see an improv show sounds like a great Tuesday night activity.
If you fucking read all of this. I will personally deliver you an award for most patient person of all time.

Things to which I will not respond:
What's up? (There are plenty of things on here to ask me about.)
Hi. (....)
Great profile! (.........There are plenty of things on here to ask me about.)
"Hey cutie what's u" [sic] (....just...goddammit.)

Additional insurance: if you're white and own a dreamcatcher of any size or style: no, thank you.