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26 New York, NY Cis Man, Non-binary

Cis Man, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 3
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I recently genesized and am probably gonna start populating a fetlife account. If that's you too, please step beyond the velvet rope and into the VIP area.

My SO and I are /very/ close and are really enjoying each other right now. We will probably be interested in gettin down with poly/play partners in the short-ish term future (weeks/month or two-ish) and, in order for that to work for us, we're doing it in a very specific way. First and way foremost, as we dip our bare toes into this, we will only play together, not apart not no how, no siree. Until we both feel different, we're strictly a very sexy package deal :3 Second and secondmost, any kind of play would have to be founded on a solid pre-existing friendship between all parties, so group hangs and 1on1 hangs and hangs of all types are encouraged. Our sex definitely falls under the umbrella of "GGG" so we'd want to be familiar with the likes and dislikes and personality of anyone we might be interested in playing with! Play and friendship are inseparable for us and, in my opinion, each intensifies the other :3

I have a bunch of silly html editing in this which you can't see if you're using the mobile app :( the new darwinism i guess

To the courageous, hello.

Buhhhhhhhhhhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh. Nerdfighter/Nerdfighteria. I act when someone hires me to.

White cis male professional shitlord. Kill me forever.

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Ultrasensory hyperanalyzer seeking different(s) or same(s)?

Okay, so:

All people deserve the assumption of full agency of their personhood and respect of that agency until they betray it by their actions.

It makes NO SENSE for consenting sexual behavior to betray that respect.

Anyone who thinks it does and gives them the right to contemptuously and condescendingly classify another human being as a "slut" or a "whore" is a garbage bag full of vomit posing as a person.


I was once told by a friend's friend visiting nyc that I was the "most human" person in our social group, so that's proof right there that I'm not a highly sophisticated insect able to convince homo sapiens I'm one of you! No need to worry or think about that at all :D

I like when scale is played with. My sense of humor can be well gleaned from these comics I drew terribly on post-its and the backs of outdated resumes:
Western Comics
Throne Comcis
Courage Comics

I appreciate a tragic ending as much as a happy one if the circumstances call for it... "Wall-E shouldn't've gotten his memory back at the end." ~ My tombstone.

Ceremony gives me the willies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Usually, you can find me either keeping twin brothers from killing each other and somehow reversing the situation into doing math homework, or deep in my basement laboratory, scribbling haplessly upon arcane scrolls, sweat flooding canals the furrow of my brow erects upon my crown, searching, praying to old gods of desperation, merely devise some spell or other to accomplish the impossible aforementioned task, as the well is dry of practical methods.

Volunteering as a court advocate for some cool kiddos in the hudson county foster system.

Hopelessly brainstorming how to take down the fossil fuel energy syndicate and turn people on about Liquid Floride Thorium Reactors. I want to build one so badly. But where are $35,000 and a neutron source when you need em?

Listening to NPR. Radiolab <3

Remembering to not dominate our stoned conversation with ridiculous trivia and questions sorry.

I have a hand in God's pocket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Zap Branigan, Stimpy, Porky Pig...oh wait, other than Billy West's voices?

Disentangling complicated situations into their component parts, making judgments on each of those, and then understanding the aggregate well enough to take an informed action.

Crossword puzzles. Sudoku. Game show host voice. Catching things I drop. Figuring things out using context clues. except that goddamned Windows 8; it's like a sentient puzzle that cannot complete itself because it's too busy telling itself riddles. Falling into internet holes (YouTube, Wikipedia, Twitter or otherwise).

The first things people usually notice about me
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Dumb Haircut and the Big Red Beards.

The glazed over look in my eye because I've forgotten about my sense of sight while hyperfocusing on some thought I'm having, figuring out some physical sensation I'm feeling, or repeating a motion to figure out exactly how im doing it. This is what you're getting into.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Absolute favorites in bold.

Dog Sees God by Burt V Royal. Stephen Adly Gurgis. The Pillowman by Martin McDonagh. Earshot by Morris Panych. Mirror Mirror by Sarah Treem. Scott Pilgrim by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Two Gentlemen of Verona, As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing by guess fucking who.

Novels: John Green. I wasn't very into reading as a kid and I let that follow me into adulthood. I'm trying to make up for lost ground now. I am (edit: still indefinitely) about a quarter of the way through Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

Mad Max Fury Road, Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Castle of Cagliostro, Black Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Enter the Void. Christopher Nolan, The Andersons: both Wes and Paul Thomas, Edgar Wright, The Coen Bros. HEIST MOVIES (Oceans Eleven especially). But, I am sick of movies about psychopathic white men doing whatever they want.

BROAD. FUCKING. CITY I HAD TO ADD IT AGAIN AT THE BEGINNING BECAUSE ITS ALL SO FUCKING GOOD. Stephen Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Adventure Time, King of the Hill, Regular Show, Futurama, Craig McCracken, Gendy Tartakovsky, Thurop Van Orman, Pen Ward (who once drew me a picture of a confused tree over twitter while he was waiting at an airport <3), okay just all the good cartoons, the bold barely even means anything here because i love these all so much. Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Spaced, Broad City, Tim and Eric / Steve Brule, Arrested Development, , Louie, Sherlock. Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist (♡Arakawa♡), Eureka 7, Ruroni Kenshin, Trigun, Genshiken, Madoka, FLCL is my favorite media experience of any type.

Music: The Wonder Years. P.O.S.. Hip hop, pop punk ("easycore" haha), jazz, much rock, folk, lotsa diffrint kinds of electronica, some silly edm like Basshunter, whatever kind of music it is Flying Lotus and the Brainfeeder label put out....The only genre of music from which I can't be sure I've ever liked a song is completely unironic country. If you hear this and you feel like your ears have been opened as they never have been before, we will get quite along. Other specifics are best discussed in person :D

Every food. Especially the spicy ones. Jalapeno jam :d

Vidja gaem: Smash Bros, Shadow of the Colossus, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, just like...Nintendo's entire fucking library, NBA Jam, Counterstrike Source, Perfect Stride, Worms, Ganbare Dunk Heroes, Downtown Nekketsu High School, Takeshi's Challenge, BlazBlue, Gunstar Heroes, Paper Mario 2, Sonic, Mega Man (classic and X), Shovel Knight.

Webcomics: XKCD, Chainsawsuit, Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, The Oatmeal, Perry Bible Fellowship, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Radio shows/Podcasts: Radiolab, The Moth, Prairie Home Companion, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, The Smartest Man in the World Vodkast, Star Talk Radio (when Eugene Mirman is on; NDT is too awkward to listen to otherwise haha), basically iTunes' Natural Sciences category.

YouTube Channels: Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared... ugh, too too many. I'm evidence-based puppy love with Brady Haran and Hank Green, okay?

Two words: Tim Minchin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"We are the future, Charles.............not them........."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether people see all the shit on here and then just peace out.
Intersectionality, gender politics, white supremacy, heteronormativity, sex positivity, slut shaming, kill all rapists and eat the rich.
Men. Cops. Other swine.
Astronomy. The moon, space, dark matter.
How big some things are and how small other things are.
The solar plane.
The Fermi Paradox.
Quantum physics, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and the Observer Effect.
The dissonance between the overbearing clarity of the effects of gravity and the sharp fact that no one's yet figured out how it works.
Human behavioral patterns. How so many people are ignorant of their evolutionary advantage of critical thought.
Something so cool I could have said in that conversation that happened 2 years ago.
Fractal mathematics and whether or not it's indicative of some universal structure.
The relationship between science and art.
Ze Frank.
Economics. How money works.
Choice deprivation.
Media sensationalism.
The ethics and value of language.
Dubstep is the new ska.
The Fibonacci Sequence and other series.
Billy West.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is a "typical Friday night"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can bite my nails pretty short. It's proven a hard habit to break.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in adventuring around the city.
You understand that everyone is a nerd. I am the rolling d20s for critical hits, pokemon master, tabletop game nerd.
You sometimes do the Everything Thing.
You love websites.
You want to read books or poetry together!
You want to snuggle while reading books or poetry together.
You enjoy weed and sexytimes together occasionally.
You don't mind getting a little sloppy.
Going to see an improv show sounds like a great Tuesday night activity.
If you fucking read all of this. I will personally deliver you an award for most patient person of all time.

Things to which I will not respond:
What's up? (There are plenty of things on here to ask me about.)
Hi. (....)
Great profile! (.........There are plenty of things on here to ask me about....sigh...)

Additional insurance: if you're white and own a dreamcatcher of any size or style: no, thank you.