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Soren_Simons

32 Sangju, South Korea Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, most of these are very boring and uninteresting. People scan them to find out something provocative enough to grab their attentions, which is like hoping advertisements tell the truth. When, if we really want to know a person, actual communication is the only way to even begin.

But for the sake of convenience here's a little bit about me (to help break whatever ice you feel forming around those frosty fingers):
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring potential.

Vague, right? That's intentional. It's not to seem mysterious, it's not meant to confuse you or cover up some dark lame quality - it's simply accurate. Anything that could be said about "life" to sum it up in one paragraph is either a lie, or wholly inaccurate. Your time is precious, I wont waste it :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling the truth.

Though I admit i'm not perfect. The difficulty some have with the truth is either a desire to look better than they are, feel better than they should, or convince others to give them things. (Time, money, opportunity, etc). I tend to tell the truth with as much compassion as I can muster, and the truths I see will invariably be helpful, if not comfortable. I'm going to presume that you believe in honesty and treasure it as I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh how I hate bragging - yet evil monkeys will beat me with bananas if I dont.

My humor and wit, most likely.

I tend towards dry, subtle and subversive humor, depending on mood. I'm outlandish and silly, but when it comes to text and something highly social (such as a dating website) I will often try to subvert the given narrative or assumptions of the status quo. I do it for funzies, not pretention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh list time! Here we play with lists you can judge me with!

JUDGE ON MY WAYWARD SON...er lady.
Drama that comes to mind:
-Shawshank Redemption
-Tape
-The Shadowlands
-Gladiator

Comedy:
-The Philadelphia Story (the one with Carry Grant, not Tom Hanks)
-The Man with One Red Shoe (this one has Tom Hanks)
-Monty Python (anything really - but oh high schoolers, please leave me alone)
-Galaxy Quest (Sigourney Weaver might have the super power to make virtually anything good)

TV:
I love tv, too much to mention in too many categories
Drama, and Scifi are my favorites.
Comedy if it's really good (Like Arrested Development or Archer, or anything by Joss Whedon)

More importantly i dislike reality TV (with the exception of food shows on rare occasion). Gossip shows are terribad.

Also Jerry Bruckheimer needs his producers licence revoked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
THE INTERNET
Fluffy animal companionship (cats)
The Internet
A sense of humor
somethingsomething the internet
A sense of perspective in the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything.

I think too much, about too many things, too frequently and too intensely to perfectly and succinctly answer this question.

Perhaps this question is my nemesis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing at the concept of "typical"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That i think posting something private in public defeats the term "private."
You should message me if
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...easily compelled by a profile's demands.

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