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28 São Paulo, Brazil Man


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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jul 29
Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since this website is in English, I'm writing my profile in that language too! Tradire est trahire.. Mas também falo português et je parle français aussi alors n'hésitez pas à falar comigo!

I have spent a lot of time trying to think about who and what I am, and I don't think I will ever know the answer to its full extent or be able to summarize it. There are things I'm sure of though - that I am a guy who tries to do the right thing as often as possible. I'm absolutely certain that I like to make people happy and help them, whover they are, whenever.

I'm also creeped out by spiders. Have you seen them stare at you the from the dark with their dozen soulless orbs they have for eyes? Does not the sight of their nightmarish, hairy malevolent creatures make you cringe? What about their disgusting silky traps and their egg sacks bursting with miniature legions of these beasts? Besides my hatred/fascination for arachnids in general, I also have no doubts about my love of knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm being a man of many -isms : a sociologist, a marxist, a feminist, an ecologist, an existentialist. I love travelling and learning, seeing everything with my own eyes and understanding, when I'm not even more baffled by the complexity. I'm doing everything I can to be the person I want to be, when I'm not procrastinating.

Right now I'm in Brazil, studying international trade and unemployed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of people say I'm a good cook. I'm also good at remembering completely useless bits of information and forgetting important ones. At least I bake awesome lemon cream pies!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I care. A lot. I always aim to please and I worry a lot about those close to me.
I think about stuff all the time, so sometimes, I'm just not there - feel free to bring me back from the clouds when you need.
I'm honest, so try not to ask me questions whose answers you might not want to hear, like "Is there any cake left for me?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just ask me. But if you want to have an idea of the things I like:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Grave of the Fireflies, 12 Monkeys, all of the Monty Python movies, Lucky Number Slevin, The Departed, Aguirre, Star Wars, Fight Club, Howl's moving castle, Akira, James Bond movies (ironically), Romero and Bruce Campbell movies (unironically), Fight Club, Akira Kurosawa movies, Der Untergang..

Breaking Bad (!!!) Dexter, Archer, Regular Show, The Office (UK is best!), Look Around You, Blackadder II, III and IV, Superjail, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Moral Orel, The Venture Brothers, The Big Bang Theory (although it's really problematic sometimes - but what isn't?), Detroit Metal City, Astro Fighter Sunred, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Assy McGee, Lost (have only seen a couple seasons though), South park..

Stuff by Amelie Nothomb, Aldous Huxley, Erving Goffman, Pierre Bourdieu, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert Frost, Frank Herbert, Yukio Mishima, Flaubert, Baudelaire, Ray Bradbury, Euclides da Cunha, Zola, Marivaux, Agatha Christie, Edgar Allan Poe, Jonathan Swift, Marx, Piotr Kropotkin, Richard Dawkins, Noam Chomsky, Herman Melville..

Beastie Boys, Air, Chico Buarque, The Miami Horror, Pertubator, Adoniran Barbosa, Zé Keti, Sun Araw, The Beatles, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, CCR, System of a Down, Alestorm, Adriana Calcanhoto, Violet, The Ink Spots, Shiina Ringo, Bonobo, Jacques Brel, M, Chico Science, Mindless Self Indulgence, Electric Six, Justice, Weezer, Happy End, Motown stuff, Polysics, Black Flag.. Anything, really. I just stay clear of most Top 40 stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Define "thing".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything, the economy, gender issues, sex, video games, food, love, art, inventions, feelings, the internet, my family and friends, philosophy, politics, science.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to take over the world! Also cooking, chilling on the 'puter, reading about stuff or just shooting the shit with friends/family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know that self-regulating tendency of the market, that beneficial force supposed to bring wealth to individuals and promote the interests of nations in an economy unbound by restrictions and monopolies?
It's me.
I'm the invisible hand of the market.
You should message me if
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You're also afraid of spiders.
You fight for social justice.
You want to trade recipes.
You just feel like chatting.