I have spent a lot of time trying to think about who and what I am, and I don't think I will ever know the answer to its full extent or be able to summarize it. There are things I'm sure of though - that I am a guy who tries to do the right thing as often as possible. I'm also positive that I like to make people happy and I'm absolutely certain that I hate spiders.
Have you seen them stare at you the from the dark with their dozen soulless orbs they have for eyes? Does not the sight of their nightmarish, hairy malevolent creatures make you cringe? What about their disgusting silky traps and their egg sacks bursting with miniature legions of these beasts? Besides my hatred for arachnids in general, I also have no doubts about my love of knowledge.