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I'm of average height, incredibly skinny (not that I'm trying) and
can be kind of an asshole but it's really part of my charm.
Politically, I'm very Socialist
, but I can respect your
opinion. I'm an Atheist, but I don't take issue with other peoples
beliefs until they become political. I'm pansexual insofar as I'm
attracted to people more for their personalities than their
specific genders but if you want to call me a depraved bisexual,
thats fine too. I have a pretty warped sense of humor though
without being completely tactless. I tend to alternate between very
outdoorsy and an absolute shut-in but I'm always good for a hike. I
guess I should say I have a bit of a nerdy streak but I'm not going
to talk your ear off over it. In short, I'm interested in
like-minded people and I'm eager to be your
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, I'm working through college, trying for a masters degree
in Political science, though this is definitely negotiable. Also
trying to keep my ideological faith in the face of nigh
overwhelming odds. The old dreams of being at the vanguard of the
great proletarian world revolution have kind of fallen by the
wayside but I still have something of a social conscience and I'll
always have my ideals. I'd like to have a steady relationship
someday, but for now I'd really rather just have fun. I have steady
work moving and restoring furniture which gives me the chance to
(more or less) set my own hours and may be spoiling me. But I don't
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. At least I think I am. I might just be a pretentious ass,
but I kinda doubt it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hat. Always that god damned hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a big fan of polemics, thought I understand most people don't
read them for fun. The usual Marx, Paine, Jefferson, Lenin, Kutb
and the rest of the usual gang of metaphysical philosophers.
Agreeing with them is no prerequisite, but I think its important to
at least understand where they're coming from. That being said, I
don't read a lot of fiction but I tend to like dystopic stuff
A Clockwork Orange, Moscow 2042 etc.
As far as movies go, I like historical fiction, documentaries and
anything else that feeds my overinflated sense of false political
enlightenment, but I'm pretty open minded. Musically, I'm kind of a
mixed bag. I like older punk bands like the Dead Kennedys and Sex
pistols and I have a soft spot of martial songs. I occasionally
like a bit of eighties/nineties rap and end up listening to a lot
of country while I'm working, to the point where I can legitimately
enjoy, rather than just tolerate it so long as it isn't "Boot up
your ass" jingoistic. I dislike dubstep, but I'm open-minded enough
to tolerate it. Just don't try and convert me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No, on second thought I can do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does everyone on the internet know you're a dog?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I suppose I could go ahead and say that theres no such thing as a
typical friday night, but then I'd have to take a shot. Generally,
I'm hanging with friends and playing either vidya games or tabletop
RPGs/Wargames. So nothing too exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, when nobody is watching I put strawberries in my cereal
and stir it so that the milk turns pink.
You should message me if
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