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SortOfSquare

29 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I googled what to put here. One site suggested: "My civilized demeanor doesn’t quite fit with my less than innocent eyes." I'll just go with that.

American born and bred. Not going to lie: If you have a dog, you get a guaranteed first date. I can't promise I won't spend it playing frisbee with your dog.
What I’m doing with my life
[NB: Outdated] I work in a government office, ostensibly on something to do with the 'skills agenda,' which is going to be the name of my first rap album. I've preserved my old answer below, because it's more interesting.

I run a youth program. I work for a book shop. I volunteer at my neighborhood bicycle co-op. I run. I built a little boat, but it sits up in Hackney, sadly unsailed.
I’m really good at
scratch-off lotto tickets. I'm in the black on lifetime winnings. If we go on a date, bring one. Or two. Dating me is extremely lucrative for this reason (although only this reason).
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I make a bad first impression. I'm fine with that because I'm a terrible judge of character, so I understand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everyone on here is really into Bukowski. Protip: Bukowski is awful.
The six things I could never do without
Someone recently made me choose (hypothetically) between a world without bicycles and a world without dogs. It was a painful conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Social justice, critical ethnographic practice, the aesthetics of single (') and double (") quotation marks.

Also sailing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I love how pop-existentialist that sounds
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really know what it means when someone describes themselves as 'down to earth.' That makes OKCupid difficult because everyone here is (supposedly) both 'down to earth' and 'easy-going.' It's like if we all got together we'd talk about gardening or tax reform and no one would ever get offended.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you just want to come out for a spin on my tandem. Or if you can prove that you can skipper a (very) small boat. Or if you want to feature on Skillz Agenda.