Instead of giving you my résumé I'm going to tell you stories about my photos.
Photo 1: That's my favorite shirt!
Photo 2: I really like fresh air and plummeting water. This photo was taken in a cave in China.
Photo 3: This is me and my friend, John, responsibly experimenting with lasers. And by responsibly experimenting I mean burning holes in paper.
Photo 4: I hate selfies, so I apologize, but this was taken at a monastery in China. I spent a month living as a monk. It was unbelievable!
Photo 5: As you can see I'm really good at wakeboarding.
Photo 6: I like hiking! I have dirt from four continents on my boots. Soon to be five.
Photo 7: You ever see those weird looking pink fruits with the green spiky things in Chinatown? Well I tried one once in Brooklyn Bridge Park. Tell you the truth, not that good.
Photo 8: That's me bouldering in Lincoln Woods, RI. Yes, I am a climber; yes, I would love to take you; no, it's not scary; yes, I teach people all the time; no, you can't grab my butt.
Photo 9: I was Slutty Napoleon for my birthday party one year. This is also what I wear on job interviews.
Photo 10: This is that time I went crazy and attacked my friend in an action movie.