My name's Cory and I currently live in
Marble Falls. Lived here all of my
life, and I CURRENTLY live with my parents (have moved out before,
this is just my checkpoint in between places). I plan on moving to
Austin soon to help out a friend, and once there I will go to
college while working at Subway. Making sandwiches. For the needy.
And chubby. But mostly the needy.
I love black humor. That being said, I like to make fun of myself.
It's easy because I don't fight back. If I did, I would be needy
psychiatric help. Yes, I enjoy racist and sexist jokes. I enjoy
jokes about others' misfortune. I enjoy jokes about the recently
deceased. Does that means I am racist? No. I actually disowned my
brother because he's a racist prick. Does that mean I'm sexist? No.
But I DO hate double standards. Do I laugh at people's deaths? No,
I laugh at clever jokes.
Gah... Um.. Fucking twenty questions...
I want to be a game-designer, but if that fails, I wanna be a
teacher? And teach kids? Gotta get enrolled in college, though. Got
a plan for that, however. Gonna maybe move to
Austin soon to help take care of my
friend who has heart problems. He can't live by himself and
whatnot, so I will since I'm his closest friend with no current
obligations like a spouse or college. Gonna take courses at
ACC, and hopefully
amount to more than a hill of beans.
Video games,
computer stuff, TV stuff, random facts... I've been told I have a
way with words. I'm also good at toolboxing, which is what I call
hacking without using code. Hacked my PSP for fun, and I like to
play around with it to see what else I can force it to do.
Also, I'm apparently hilarious. Supposedly. People laugh when I
make fun of them. I guess I'm just mean in a funny way? Or maybe
that's comedy. Hmm... A quandary...
My sense of humor? I hope. Otherwise it might be my chin. I'm
self-conscious about it. I think it sticks out too far. I've also
been told my eyes are strange (gray).
Books: Anything with an epic feel to it. Scifi, fantasy, modern- It
doesn't matter. I just need action and a story that is complex
enough to require I pull out a piece of paper and draw a flow
chart. If it doesn't require the flow chart, it sure as hell better
keep my attention with action. And blood. And funny. This means I
normally gravitate towards
Manga.
King of Hell,
Berserk,
Naruto,
Bleach,
Shaman King, anything
Marvel,
Warriors of Tao.
Film: I love comedy. Love it. I also love action. I'm not so keen
on long, epic trilogies, but that won't keep me from enjoying Star
Wars (Ep. IV-VI). My favorite kinds are action with comedy laced
throughout, or action that is so over the top, it's practically a
comedy.
300, original
Star Wars
Trilogy,
Sin
City,
Shoot'em Up, anything by
Kevin Smith,
Pulp Fiction,
Fight Club,
A Clockwork
Orange, anything by
Studio Ghibli,
Dead Leaves,
Pineapple Express,
Donnie Darko,
Office Space,
Legend of Drunken
Master,
The Forbidden Kingdom,
Shawn of the
Dead,
Hot
Fuzz.
TV Shows: I can count anime I download, right? Of course I can. Not
like anyone's gonna stop me. I don't like TV shows where every
episode could be a single-shot. I like stories. I like action. I
like comedy.
Naruto,
Bleach,
Berserk,
Ranma 1/2,
Excel Saga,
Grappler Baki,
That 70's Show,
Desert Punk.
Food: People call me picky. That is untrue. I just happen to
dislike 7 condiments found IN ALL FUCKING FOODS. Can't eat cheese.
Ironically, pizza is my favorite food. There still has to be cheese
on it, but not too much. There's a science to making pizza- a
cheese:sauce ratio. Ruin it, and you ruin the pizza. I dislike
mayonnaise, mustard, or sour sauces. I don't eat rice. Makes me
gag. Something about the texture. Anything having to do with the
term "BBQ" is not something I do. And I don't eat fish. No
particular reason. Just don't like it. On the flip side I love
pizza,
chicken,
fruits,
spicy food... etc.
Music: Alternative, Metal, Old Rock, 80's Rock, practically
anything from the 90's, parody music, anything hard with a rhythm.
Favorite bands include
Thousand Foot Krutch,
Skillet,
Metallica,
Black Sabbath,
Ozzy,
Led Zeppelin,
Lynyrd
Skynyrd,
Billy
Idol,
Disturbed,
Breaking Benjamin,
Blue October,
Slipknot,
Audiovent,
Finger
Eleven,
Radiohead,
David Bowie,
Black Eyed Peas,
Smashing
Pumpkins,
Pink
Floyd,
Tenacious D,
The Who,
[Mindless Self
Indulgence,
American Headcharge,
Weird Al
Yankovic,
3
Doors Down,
Three Days Grace,
Cake,
REM,
Nonpoint,
Lemon Demon,
AC/DC,
Alien Ant Farm,
Beautiful Creatures,
Course of
Nature,
Def
Leppard,
Crystal Method,
Crossfade,
Deftones,
Foo Fighters,
Godsmack,
Goldfinger,
Johnny Cash,
Lostprophets,
Lustra,
Nickelback,
Hoobastank,
Gorillaz,
Grade 8,
Halfcocked,
No One,
P.O.D.,
Papa Roach,
Powerman 5000,
Rehab,
Saliva,
Shadows Fall,
Shinedown,
Slaves on Dope,
Soil,
Spineshank,
Static-X,
Stone Sour,
Switched,
Trapt,
Unwritten Law,
ZZ Top.
Video Games: Oh god. Uh. I hate party games and FPS. Favorite games
include:
Anything by
Team
Ico, anything involving
Tetsuya Nomura (the guy
responsible for most Final Fantasy character designs,
FFVII, and
Kingdom Hearts),
inFAMOUS, anything from
Hal
Laboratory (the guys responsible for
Kirby and
Super Smash Bros), tactical
RPGs along the lines of
Final Fantasy Tactics
and
Disgaea,
anything having to do with
Devil May Cry, the
Ninja Gaiden series,
anything by
Suda51
(of
Killer7 and
No More
Heroes fame), the
Sega Genesis Sonic the Hedgehog series,
portions of the
Legend of Zelda series that
don't involve "toon Link", anything by
Tim Schaffer (I'm not telling you,
figure it out yourself),
Star Wars related games,
Uncharted: Drake's
Fortune,
The Sands of Time
Trilogy,
Starcraft,
Ogrebattle
64: Person of Lordly Caliber, anything by
Insomniac Games (of
Resistence: Fall of
Man and
Ratchet & Clank
fame),
MadWorld,
the
Monster
Hunter Series, and
E.T. FOR THE ATARI
2600. Kidding about that last one.
Wallowing in self pity? Wishing I had a girlfriend? Wanting an
emotional companion?
Nah, just playing
video games and drowning my emotions
in
Monster
Hunter.
I am depressed. If anyone I know found out I had emotions, that'd
be it and my social life would come to a complete stop.
You're looking for something long-term and you want a laid-back guy
who knows when to get to work.
AIM is soutatsu