My name's Cory and I currently live in Marble Falls. Lived here all of my life, and I CURRENTLY live with my parents (have moved out before, this is just my checkpoint in between places). I plan on moving to Austin soon to help out a friend, and once there I will go to college while working at Subway. Making sandwiches. For the needy. And chubby. But mostly the needy.

I love black humor. That being said, I like to make fun of myself. It's easy because I don't fight back. If I did, I would be needy psychiatric help. Yes, I enjoy racist and sexist jokes. I enjoy jokes about others' misfortune. I enjoy jokes about the recently deceased. Does that means I am racist? No. I actually disowned my brother because he's a racist prick. Does that mean I'm sexist? No. But I DO hate double standards. Do I laugh at people's deaths? No, I laugh at clever jokes.

Gah... Um.. Fucking twenty questions...

I want to be a game-designer, but if that fails, I wanna be a teacher? And teach kids? Gotta get enrolled in college, though. Got a plan for that, however. Gonna maybe move to Austin soon to help take care of my friend who has heart problems. He can't live by himself and whatnot, so I will since I'm his closest friend with no current obligations like a spouse or college. Gonna take courses at ACC, and hopefully amount to more than a hill of beans.

Video games, computer stuff, TV stuff, random facts... I've been told I have a way with words. I'm also good at toolboxing, which is what I call hacking without using code. Hacked my PSP for fun, and I like to play around with it to see what else I can force it to do.

Also, I'm apparently hilarious. Supposedly. People laugh when I make fun of them. I guess I'm just mean in a funny way? Or maybe that's comedy. Hmm... A quandary...

My sense of humor? I hope. Otherwise it might be my chin. I'm self-conscious about it. I think it sticks out too far. I've also been told my eyes are strange (gray).

Books: Anything with an epic feel to it. Scifi, fantasy, modern- It doesn't matter. I just need action and a story that is complex enough to require I pull out a piece of paper and draw a flow chart. If it doesn't require the flow chart, it sure as hell better keep my attention with action. And blood. And funny. This means I normally gravitate towards Manga. King of Hell, Berserk, Naruto, Bleach, Shaman King, anything Marvel, Warriors of Tao.

Film: I love comedy. Love it. I also love action. I'm not so keen on long, epic trilogies, but that won't keep me from enjoying Star Wars (Ep. IV-VI). My favorite kinds are action with comedy laced throughout, or action that is so over the top, it's practically a comedy. 300, original Star Wars Trilogy, Sin City, Shoot'em Up, anything by Kevin Smith, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, anything by Studio Ghibli, Dead Leaves, Pineapple Express, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Legend of Drunken Master, The Forbidden Kingdom, Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz.

TV Shows: I can count anime I download, right? Of course I can. Not like anyone's gonna stop me. I don't like TV shows where every episode could be a single-shot. I like stories. I like action. I like comedy. Naruto, Bleach, Berserk, Ranma 1/2, Excel Saga, Grappler Baki, That 70's Show, Desert Punk.

Food: People call me picky. That is untrue. I just happen to dislike 7 condiments found IN ALL FUCKING FOODS. Can't eat cheese. Ironically, pizza is my favorite food. There still has to be cheese on it, but not too much. There's a science to making pizza- a cheese:sauce ratio. Ruin it, and you ruin the pizza. I dislike mayonnaise, mustard, or sour sauces. I don't eat rice. Makes me gag. Something about the texture. Anything having to do with the term "BBQ" is not something I do. And I don't eat fish. No particular reason. Just don't like it. On the flip side I love pizza, chicken, fruits, spicy food... etc.

Music: Alternative, Metal, Old Rock, 80's Rock, practically anything from the 90's, parody music, anything hard with a rhythm. Favorite bands include Thousand Foot Krutch, Skillet, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Billy Idol, Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Blue October, Slipknot, Audiovent, Finger Eleven, Radiohead, David Bowie, Black Eyed Peas, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Tenacious D, The Who, [Mindless Self Indulgence, American Headcharge, Weird Al Yankovic, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Cake, REM, Nonpoint, Lemon Demon, AC/DC, Alien Ant Farm, Beautiful Creatures, Course of Nature, Def Leppard, Crystal Method, Crossfade, Deftones, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Johnny Cash, Lostprophets, Lustra, Nickelback, Hoobastank, Gorillaz, Grade 8, Halfcocked, No One, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Powerman 5000, Rehab, Saliva, Shadows Fall, Shinedown, Slaves on Dope, Soil, Spineshank, Static-X, Stone Sour, Switched, Trapt, Unwritten Law, ZZ Top.

Video Games: Oh god. Uh. I hate party games and FPS. Favorite games include:

Anything by Team Ico, anything involving Tetsuya Nomura (the guy responsible for most Final Fantasy character designs, FFVII, and Kingdom Hearts), inFAMOUS, anything from Hal Laboratory (the guys responsible for Kirby and Super Smash Bros), tactical RPGs along the lines of Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea, anything having to do with Devil May Cry, the Ninja Gaiden series, anything by Suda51 (of Killer7 and No More Heroes fame), the Sega Genesis Sonic the Hedgehog series, portions of the Legend of Zelda series that don't involve "toon Link", anything by Tim Schaffer (I'm not telling you, figure it out yourself), Star Wars related games, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, The Sands of Time Trilogy, Starcraft, Ogrebattle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber, anything by Insomniac Games (of Resistence: Fall of Man and Ratchet & Clank fame), MadWorld, the Monster Hunter Series, and E.T. FOR THE ATARI 2600. Kidding about that last one.

Video games
Internet
Procrastination
I'll finish the rest later.

Video games, books, stories, waffles, etc.

Wallowing in self pity? Wishing I had a girlfriend? Wanting an emotional companion?

Nah, just playing video games and drowning my emotions in Monster Hunter.

I am depressed. If anyone I know found out I had emotions, that'd be it and my social life would come to a complete stop.

You're looking for something long-term and you want a laid-back guy who knows when to get to work.

AIM is soutatsu