24 Albuquerque, NM
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My self-summary
INTP/ENTP, depending on the day. Bit of a dick, with a penchant for bad accents. I can be caring, smart, witty, and silly, but all these things aren't big in demand 'round these parts. Sarcastic. Short, hairy, and not usually angry. I'm like a somewhat well-read stoned dwarf. Axe dwarf, not little person.
What I’m doing with my life
Reinventing myself so as to realize my full potential as a folk hero/thug.
I’m really good at
Coming up with terribad jokes
Being up all night
Whatever job I'm doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My demeanor. I've got Resting Asshole Face. Past that, my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't read much anymore. On the Power of Now atm, and before I fucked up my library situation, I was into Jonathan Levithan. Other than that, your standard Vonnegut, Pahlaniuk, Thompson, etc.

Cheap stuff that's bad for you. Changing that soon.

I binge watch HBO series, with some seasonal stuff interspersed. I do watch a lot of TV, but fuck a list.

Eclectic tastes, with a heavy interest in Alternative Hip Hop. Once again, fuck a list.
The six things I could never do without
Gym shorts
*Wild Card*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Various things, then watching the thinking, then it stops, and then I'm in the moment for a moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tripping on the universe with my bosom buddies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want a pair of Pembroke Welsh Corgis. I wanna name them Del and Slug.
You should message me if
I messaged you.
You wanna talk about alternative lifestyles and the counterculture.
You know the difference between whisky and whiskey.
You have a guess for the wild card.
You can form a full sentence.