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46 F Austin, TX

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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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I’m really good at
moving internal energy. Working on moving external energy. That's MUCH more difficult.
••••Update 10.18.13••••
I do qi gong now. Moving external energy is becoming much easier. I'll be training with The Iceman next month Google him. He's phenomenal. (Seriously, one of the best men I've ever had the pleasure to encounter.) and then to Cali for D'Jedi training (who doesn't wanna be a Jedi?!?) Don't be surprised if I levitate your coffee cup at some point...
****UPDATE 11.23.13**** I've taken 2 ice baths, been to an incredible hot spring, wandered the Sonoma coast, learned to down shift my heartbeat and create internal ecstasy. Damn. It's been a good month so far!
****UPDATE 02.01.14**** Continuing my training has been interesting. I recently came across Frank Medrano's Superhuman vid and now watch it sometimes before I go 'play' in the park. It's supremely inspiring and I'm finding myself doing things I didn't know I could do. I've been doing lots of hooping as a way of collecting and expressing chi, as well as my own form of yoga where the point is not the pose, it's feeling every fiber required to get to the pose. If you work out in a boring climate controlled gym, you're missing out!
****UPDATE 2.11.14**** In case you have yet to be sufficiently freaked out by the thought of hanging out with me and are still reading my words, a report of today's events would include spontaneously reading suits from a deck of cards with my mind, not my eyes. I had to learn what I was doing as I was doing it because it just kind of started happening when I was shuffling the deck, but I figured it out. So I thought it'd be funny to see if I could do it again. And I did, and got even more knowledge the second time. It's a trip to be me right now. Spontaneous super power activation has got to be the most bizarre thing I've ever experienced. And I'm not gonna hide it to hang out with someone so I may as well be up front about it. Weird shit happens daily in my world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sure it's different for everyone... I'd be delighted to know what you notice.

If we're meeting for the first time and I have my hair in a ponytail, trust me it looks best that way. I've tried to get it to behave and been defeated. My hair has more cowlicks than a calf licked by the whole herd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read. A lot. Pretty much anything. Lots of fiction, some auto/biography, nonfiction. Big fan of Caleb Carr, Cormac McCarthy, Ken Follet, Carlos Castaneda and Christopher Moore. John McPhee is amazing, as is Mark Kurlanski. Mary Karr's first memoir Liar's Club is tremendous. Apparently, I'm drawn to authors with Cs and Ks in their name...

As for movies, I have little interest in horror flix, but I'll watch anything with a good story. I can quote The Princess Bride nearly scene by scene. Inigo is my favorite. I use hees whors ah dee tiam.

You just reread that with Inigo's voice in your head, didn't you.

Plays or tv? Book Of Mormon tops my play list, and I'm still mad at tv for canceling Lie To Me, but I did watch season 1 & 2 of Downton Abbey. 3 is cued up but I haven't been able to focus on tv lately.

I like most music. I'm all over the place, really. I like silence. And nature sounds.

As long as it's not eggplant or eyeballs, I'll probably eat it. I'll at least try it. Ok, and monkey brains. No monkey brains. That's just not prudent.
The six things I could never do without
A big sharp knife
A well seasoned cast iron pan
Shoes of some sort (my feet are incredibly sensitive now that I use them like hands)
A sarong ... is it a towel? a dress? an overnight bag? a skirt? a sunshade? a hammock? a tablecloth? a blanket? a tournequit? (Most versatile item on the planet. You gotta have one now too, huh. Don't worry, I have extra.)

A dog by my side
The ocean (I CAN live without seeing it, but it makes me cranky if I go too long between visits.)
Roaming the world
My body (I couldn't play here on earth very well without it.)
Trees and Rain (I've paid my dues to the desert. No more living in that environment for me, thanks.)
Breaking rules. So many of them seem to be for people who are asleep. (I used to call them stupid, but I'm working on being nice.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the stories crafting themselves in my brain... where they'll take me next and who might come along.
On a typical Friday night I am
That's a complete sentence right there, minus a comma. And a period.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not the droid they're looking for. Ever.

Sometimes I search the world. I have no idea where you are. However, I do know you're not in the suburbs. If you have chosen to live in the suburbs, you're not the one I seek. Really. It goes much deeper than distance.

There's not much I dislike more than being ignored. Except here. Here, I understand that you're not ignoring me, you're just not interested. Big difference. I get it.

I'm not partial to smoosh faced dogs. Pointy ears can be suspect as well, depends on the dog they're attached to.

Cilantro tastes like soap. If you know what I'm talking about, you're welcome in my kitchen any time.

I am terrible at dating. I don't have the chops for it. I want one man. I wanna rock his world as deeply as he rocks mine, for as long as our music is intertwined. That is my desire. If you are a slow mover, I'm not for you. If you want to collide your amazing world with mine, bring it! We can see if our worlds will stay in orbit.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You dance. All the time. Just because it feels good.

You do acroyoga and slackline. Or want to learn. This is a priority for me currently. I need a strong, confident guy to climb all over. You want me hanging from your feet. You just may not be aware of this yet.

You write in complete sentences and have something to say.

If you live somewhere else, come visit me. We'll see what's to see. Hell, I'm barely tethered to the planet these days. A location change is always a potential. Just depends on the situation.

A few things that would qualify as bonus material:

~You know your way around a horse. And a surfboard.

~Dogs and cats love you.

~Speaking of... dirt and fur are not anathema to you.

~You agree that being outside is almost always better than being inside.

~You wield a weapon of some sort and you use it well.

~Adventure is an integral part of your being.

~You abhor routine.

~You have a deep desire to live within earshot of the surf.

~You're my kind of delicious, physically.

~You marked Athletic or Fit as your body type and that description is not just applicable in front of the fun house mirror.

~You're nice. I don't always have the patience to be nice, but I try. Still, I think it would be lovely if someone did the nice part. You know, in social scenarios. Groups of strangers overwhelm me sometimes. It's good for me to have someone to keep me grounded or I tend to hover above the crowd, observing instead of participating. I'm unbelievably kind, though. I've got the kind part covered.

~You Know.

Please don't bother if you're attached to someone else, in any way. I don't play with other people's playmates. Well, that's not 100% true. I'll Acro or slack with anyone, but that dance that makes two one? I find it confusing if there are more than two in the equation and I prefer not to be confused.