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SoulTherapy

46 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–52
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who I Am

Spontaneous
Eccentric
Clever and Talented
Hyperflexible
Hilarious
Full of DeepThought
I Play every day
Because Why Not?
Ridiculous
Astonishing
Flippy
And flippant
Monkeyish
And catlike
With a wild horse at heart

Who You Are

Irreverent
Catalystic
A Project Man at heart
Exceptional
Formidable
A Force for my reckon
Protective
Persuasive
A Clown deep down

Who We Are

The Keys to Our Locks
May we both come unwound
To reform as a Quadruple helix
All aspects Doubled
Twinned and Twined
With nary another soul betwixt us to find

🎶🐞🐞🌼🐰⭐️💜⭐️🐰🌼🐞🐞🎶

At any given point
Of any given moment
I could be down the Rabbithole in a flash
It takes but little to make the jump for they all compell me
Alice
Or the Cheshire Cat
Caterpillar
Or the Mad Hatter

Captain Jack Sparrow makes frequent appearances
To remind me that it's all just a game
Is it diabolical if it's done with wit?

Occasionally Cinderella pops in to see if the prince has been by yet
She used to run the show
But I let Alice take over
It's WAAAAY more fun with Alice in the lead
I'm a really awful cleaning wench

Sometimes I'm Trashy Bat Gurl
Sometimes the Blueberry Fairy
Sometimes I'm the Whiptail Snake Charmer
Sometimes SoulTherapy

Tigger bounces through from time to time
As do Pooh and Roo
I could be a priestess of Avalon
Or a blue alien of Pleiades calibration

I've got Drops of Jupiter in my hair
A broken smile adorns my visage
As my Broken Bells Hold On For Life
I bet you didn't know that I am Dangerous

Squirrels speak to me
As does the Raven
Trees tell me their names
And clouds give me pardon

I am a Lightworker
A Jedi warrior
Disguised as a Fruitloop
The shapeshifter of every deck
The Joker
The Jester
The Fool you wish you knew

I am Da Vinci
And Monet
Michelangelo
And Galileo
Mead
And Leakey
Rolf
And Meyers
A Legend in my own mind

I could go on

But I jest
Kind of
For my skills are stupendous
And usually quite sound
Strong in me, the Force is
Told me himself, Yoda did

There may or may not have been a nocturnal visit
From an Indian brave
dead for a century
Who awoke me with a touch on my hip
I look up from my pillow
Stunned into stillness
His physical form divine
His intent malevolent

I resonate strongly with sorcery and healing
I rehab flora and fauna alike
My mentor is Merlin
He's helping me take flight

To the Land of the Lost
If I return, am I found?
Will the yellow brick road
Show the way
To WonkaLand?

Oooooooff with my head!
Red royals must be avoided as their temper does flare
And White Rabbits will make you dizzy
Consistently failing to keep a good schedule

FJs follow me faithfully
No matter my location
So I patiently record
The kaleidoscope of
Colors spied day after day
Perhaps they have something to say
Or maybe I just have strange hobbies

So long story short
There may be owl messengers
And ladybug troops
To hold the perimeter
While the Bees and the Birds and other Furry Creatures
Hang out on the regular
And Flowers follow me home

You may never know who's steering the ship
But fear not, brave lad
We'll weather every Rip
Off or Tide or Current or Curl
But the rip we like best
Is a rent in the Veil
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Suffering abysmally without you.
Please find me soon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have preferences but no favorites
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ownership
How to live outside of this fucked up system we've created
Beaches
Coconuts and Avocados
Blueberries
When I'm gonna get my projects started and who will help me
Where I'll end up after my lease expires
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a plan for us

If you are the You described in my words, your plan will mesh with mine
And become Ours

A small caveat: if you've got offspring, are not fit, and/or have chosen to live in the suburbs for any reason at all, our universes will not meld