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46 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–46
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hot and Deep
Thoughts and actions
If you can't take the heat
Don't bother my kitchen

I think in Onion
Layer upon layer
Of meaning and perception
If you keep your mind tightly confined
If you fear the deep end
Carry on with your match progression

I seek a man of integrity
A mirror into the infinite
For that is what I am
What I offer
What I desire

Words are weight
Fraught with potential
Physicality imperatively examined minutely
Realms within and beyond to be shared
With a symbiotic soul

Rash and impetuous, I'm still learning the half halt
But sometimes I'll strip the reins from my own fingers and run
Just to be free of restraint

The whole world now embodies a vice grip
Slowly crushing spirit after spirit
Take my hand and hold it tight
We'll find the escape hatch
A wormhole to the other side
Where we won't want to run for we won't need to hide

ps you must be at least 35 to ride this collection of photons and there may be a test of your questing capabilities
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swinging rope serpents
Light saber training
Anesthetizing clients
Researching my beach abode
NOT fucking random guys from okc, but thank you for thinking of me
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I want to be good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
depends on the vision source

If Lew Lew is with me, all eyes are on her because she's simply irresistible. Best american spotted dog on the planet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have preferences but no favorites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am everything and nothing. I have few needs and fewer wants.

Unless I'm not feeling existential.
Then I want loads.
But I rarely bother to make my wants my reality. They're just cravings. Wait 30 seconds and the desire will pass. It keeps the clutter down.

All things nonhuman are of principal value to me. There are so many humancentric people on the planet (many of whom contributing only destruction and mayhem) I've decided to lean the other way in an effort to create balance. Major bonus points if you have a horse or know them well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
shit that will make your brain explode. Really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical. Wha dis whord?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an idea generator in search of a production agent

Am I the only one who's noticed that the options okc gives us for what we want are less than or only up to 'dating'? I don't date. I don't even try. I do. Wanna do with me, maybe?
You should message me if
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you feel compelled to do so.

Some of you will feel compelled without reading my words. Good luck with that.

Suburbanites, y'all are on a completely different channel and we're just not going to resonate. Really.