Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Listen up, y'all
I'm done fuckin around
I'm tired of tapping your tires
And watching you come unwound
If there's any man out there
Who's both smart and somewhat hot
Whose heart is not cleft
If you're ready for Epic
Not looking for Normal
If you've done the work
To bring you full circle
Prepare yourself now
And take that first step
Off the Cliff we call Life
See if flying's your trip
If it's you that I speak of
Bring your magic forth
We'll twine ours together
We'll use the Force
I've lined it out below quite clearly, I think
For those who elect to read a woman's words
For those who do more than oogle and wink
I await your first scent and the sound of your chords
Deep thoughts and actions
If you can't take the heat
Don't bother my kitchen
I think in Onion
Layer upon layer
Of meaning and perception
If you keep your mind tightly confined
If you fear the deep end
Carry on with your match progression
I seek a man of integrity
A mirror into infinity
For that is what I am
And what I desire
Words are weight
Fraught with potential
Physicality imperatively examined minutely
Realms within and beyond to be shared
With a symbiotic soul, unafraid but scared
A helix of fate
Yet to encounter
Patience my lesson
As I absorb the wait
Rash and impetuous, I'm still learning the half halt
Dancing along the path like a centaur
The pas de jois of exquisite grace
Yet still I strip the reins from my own fingers and bolt in an
To be free to run, to be free of restraint
The whole world now resembles a vice grip in action
Slowly crushing spirit after spirit with ruthless factions
Take my hand, hold it tight
We'll find the escape hatch
A wormhole to the other side
Where we won't want to run for we won't need to hide
ps you must be at least 35 to ride this collection of photons and
there may be a test of your questing capabilities
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swinging rope serpents
Light saber training
Researching my beach abode
NOT fucking random guys from okc, but thank you for thinking of me
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I want to be good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
depends on the vision source
If Lew Lew is with me, all eyes are on her because she's simply
irresistible. Best american spotted dog on the planet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have preferences but no favorites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am everything and nothing. I have few needs and fewer
Unless I'm not feeling existential.
Then I want loads.
But I rarely bother to make my wants my reality. They're just
cravings. Wait 30 seconds and the desire will pass. It keeps the
Major bonus points if you have a horse or know them well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
shit that will make your brain explode. Really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an idea generator in search of a production agent
Am I the only one who's noticed that the options okc gives us for
what we want are less than or only up to 'dating'? I don't date. I
don't even try anymore. I simply dive right in if it seems like
sufficient chemistry, intellectual attraction and goober gelling.
Ideally, you appreciate that the door is open yet choose to stay
because being next to me is your happiest place to be. Oh, and
please be emotionally available and ready to fly.
You should message me if
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you feel compelled to do so.
Some of you will feel compelled without reading my words. Good luck
Suburbanites, y'all are on a completely different channel and we're
just not going to resonate. Really.
Who are you looking for?
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