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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:09am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm Chris and I'm fabulous, I love music and I play a little guitar. I like to make people laugh and will do ridiculously stupid/insane things to achieve said laughter. I am a little shy at first around a bunch of people until I get to know them but then it's Mr. Fabulous. I can be highly sarcastic at times and come off as an ass but yet still such a lovable ass and if you don't like it, you can kiss the fattest part of it.

Anyway I'm a pretty laid back and chill person with just a wee dash of insanity and narcissism. I have been described by many as a lovable asshole. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to West Chester for Psychology and Political Science. I would like to eventually be a therapist/counselor and also work with drug and alcohol rehabilitation. I also occasionally volunteer at a domestic violence organization which is what led me to want to work in psychology.

I'm also a professional unicorn breeder. So if you want a unicorn talk to this guy right here. :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and making people laugh. Making light of things. Sarcasm. Procrastination... I'll finish this section later.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gorgeous locks. No seriously, just bursting with fabulousnessness over here.

Also more recently that I look like Penn Jillette.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right... I'll start off with music.

I love pretty much anything with a guitar... Metal, Classic Rock, Blues and FOLK METAL!!! And southern rock to.

My favorite bands\artists include Ozzy Osbourne and Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society), Metallica, Amon Amarth, Dimmu Borgir, Korpiklaani, Amorphis, Dio, Iron Maiden, Six Feet Under, Slayer, Megadeth, Arch Enemy, Enslaved and Kamelot.

Classic Rock: Led Zeppelin, Rush, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd and Peter Frampton, Boston, The Eagles and CCR. Oh and one of my all time favorite bands, HEART! <3

Blues: Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jeff Healey, B.B. King, Albert King, Eric Clapton, Joe Bonamassa, Howlin' Wolf, John Lee Hooker and Keb' Mo'.

There's a lot to list but some other artists I like are the Doobie Brothers, Chicago, Genesis and occasionally some Frank Sinatra. I also have a soft spot for Adele. ^_^

300, Avengers, Gladiator, The Big Lebowski, all the Marvel movies, Lord of the Rings and of course STAR WARS!

There's a lot of other movies I like but too many to list here.

Supernatural, Burn Notice, Arrow, The Flash, The Blacklist, Family Guy or anything from Seth Mcfarlane, NCIS, The Walking Dead and The Mentalist.

I also have a secret love of Disco...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.




Awesome Mix Vol.1

Ample time to procrastinate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Robert Downey Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like long walks on the bea... Yeah fuck that.

Hanging out with some friends, at a concert, partying it up or just getting into some random shenanigans that include public sing alongs to my favorite songs. I also may be studying or writing papers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Viking helmet I occasionally wear for no reason. Like sometimes I'll just walk out front wearing it sipping my coffee, the neighbors have come to accept certain oddities with me.

I may or may not know the lyrics to I'm a Barbie Girl in its entirety...

I have an unhealthy man crush on Robert Downey Jr.
You should message me if
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If you like music or just like causing chaos in general. Like to go to shows. You like to have random Bohemian Rhapsody sing alongs in public OR I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness. I don't consider it a successful night out unless I get some dirty looks from the general public.