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SoundgrdnGnome

34 Boulder, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I live in downtown Boulder, Colorado after moving around a bit, and I travel frequently.
New friends and new experiences are why I signed up. I don't take this stuff too seriously. Ask me anything about the past, present or future.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you're new to the area, check out http://marqueemag.com/calendar/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying up late, rock-n-roll, exotic food, aquariums and terrariums.

Anything by Martin Gardner or his devotees, memorizing stuff

And so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The rest of this profile is written by other people. Here are some of the funniest things I've seen since I signed up:

Hey I'm sara, I like to party a lot! I dont drive yet hopefully soon. I love to shop. I currently work at a gas station. Oh I LOVE FIGHTS! I LOVE TO FIGHT MY SELF AND I LOVE GUYS WHO LOVE TO FIGHT AS WELL. Hit me up if your interested. AND I FUCKINGG LOVE WEED AD GROW IT TO

"You should message me if"
"You like to eat sweet delicious cake on typical Fridays. In the nude preferably. While I watch you. Never blinking my eye. Just watching. Watching and eating my own sweet delicious cake. Pausing only to suck the buttercream frosting off my sausage-like fingers. Shhhh. Don't talk. Just keep eating. Oops. You missed a crumb. That's right. Eat it up. Eat it all up."

"Q: Do you like to go camping?"
"A: No, why would anyone want to pretend to be poor?"

"The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
"I'm DTF (down to fro-yo). "

"Would it bother you if someone you are dating has a lot of close friends of the opposite sex?

Yes.
No chick friends. If you so much as text your own mother, I will set your car on fire.

Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you?

Yes
Bitch I will cut you"

I gave you 4 stars. You gave me 4 stars. Let’s get drunk on cheap red wine and bone down all nice and juicy to some Vangelis
...
So, a little specific, I googled it to find it was on this epic list:
http://delicioustacos.com/2013/03/26/44-okcupid-openers/
Good stuff

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Thanks to everyone who wrote that stuff. You're awesome. Lemme know if you want something added/removed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You want a limerick. wowwhatahole is a pretty tough critic.