Here are some of the funniest things I've seen since I signed
Hey I'm sara, I like to party a lot! I dont drive yet hopefully
soon. I love to shop. I currently work at a gas station. Oh I LOVE
FIGHTS! I LOVE TO FIGHT MY SELF AND I LOVE GUYS WHO LOVE TO FIGHT
AS WELL. Hit me up if your interested. AND I FUCKINGG LOVE WEED AD
GROW IT TO
"You should message me if"
"You like to eat sweet delicious cake on typical Fridays. In the
nude preferably. While I watch you. Never blinking my eye. Just
watching. Watching and eating my own sweet delicious cake. Pausing
only to suck the buttercream frosting off my sausage-like fingers.
Shhhh. Don't talk. Just keep eating. Oops. You missed a crumb.
That's right. Eat it up. Eat it all up."
"Q: Do you like to go camping?"
"A: No, why would anyone want to pretend to be poor?"
"The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
"I'm DTF (down to fro-yo). "
"Would it bother you if someone you are dating has a lot of close
friends of the opposite sex?
No chick friends. If you so much as text your own mother, I will
set your car on fire.
Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front
Bitch I will cut you"
I gave you 4 stars. You gave me 4 stars. Let’s get drunk on cheap
red wine and bone down all nice and juicy to some Vangelis
So, a little specific, I googled it to find it was on this epic
Thanks to everyone who wrote that stuff. You're awesome. Lemme know
if you want something added/removed.