Thanks for clicking! I live in downtown Boulder, Colorado after moving around a bit.
New friends and new experiences are why I signed up -- usually something unordinary, so drop a line. I don't take online dating/compatibility seriously. Basically, I'm spontaneous and a lot of fun. You should be, too!

Right now (13 Jun), stuff that doesn't get in the way of the Stanley Cup.

Tuesday, Kitty Crimes at Red Rocks
July:
Blues Brothers screening at Red Rocks
August:
George Thorogood and Buddy Guy, also at Red Rocks

I'm on the fence about the Global Dance Fest or the Knife Party shows.

Handyman-type. Too old to effectively use emoticons. Old-school math and computer whiz, but on the scale of Pinky to Brain, I'm about in the middle.
Good with puzzles and trivia, aquariums and terrariums, local nature and growing vegetables. Not interested in video games.
Good at cooking and gastronomy and sciency beer stuff. With the exception of playoff hockey, I'm not usually interested in sports on TV.
And so on.

Here are some of the funniest things I've seen since I signed up late August:

"You should message me if"
"You like to eat sweet delicious cake on typical Fridays. In the nude preferably. While I watch you. Never blinking my eye. Just watching. Watching and eating my own sweet delicious cake. Pausing only to suck the buttercream frosting off my sausage-like fingers. Shhhh. Don't talk. Just keep eating. Oops. You missed a crumb. That's right. Eat it up. Eat it all up."

"Q: Do you like to go camping?"
"A: No, why would anyone want to pretend to be poor?"

"The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
"I'm DTF (down to fro-yo). "

"Would it bother you if someone you are dating has a lot of close friends of the opposite sex?

Yes.
No chick friends. If you so much as text your own mother, I will set your car on fire.

Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you?

Yes
Bitch I will cut you"

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Thanks to everyone who wrote that stuff. You're awesome. Lemme know if you want something added/removed.

There's a small doodle that follows me like a breadcrumb trail. Antarctica and South America are yet unscathed, but I'll get there.

You want a limerick.

You are warned.