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34 Boulder, CO Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 5
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I live in downtown Boulder, Colorado after moving around a bit, and I travel frequently.
New friends and new experiences are why I signed up. I don't take this stuff too seriously. Ask me anything about the past, present or future.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you're new to the area, check out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying up late, rock-n-roll, exotic food, aquariums and terrariums.

Anything by Martin Gardner or his devotees, memorizing stuff

And so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The rest of this profile is written by other people. Here are some of the funniest things I've seen since I signed up:

Hey I'm sara, I like to party a lot! I dont drive yet hopefully soon. I love to shop. I currently work at a gas station. Oh I LOVE FIGHTS! I LOVE TO FIGHT MY SELF AND I LOVE GUYS WHO LOVE TO FIGHT AS WELL. Hit me up if your interested. AND I FUCKINGG LOVE WEED AD GROW IT TO

"You should message me if"
"You like to eat sweet delicious cake on typical Fridays. In the nude preferably. While I watch you. Never blinking my eye. Just watching. Watching and eating my own sweet delicious cake. Pausing only to suck the buttercream frosting off my sausage-like fingers. Shhhh. Don't talk. Just keep eating. Oops. You missed a crumb. That's right. Eat it up. Eat it all up."

"Q: Do you like to go camping?"
"A: No, why would anyone want to pretend to be poor?"

"The most private thing I'm willing to admit"
"I'm DTF (down to fro-yo). "

"Would it bother you if someone you are dating has a lot of close friends of the opposite sex?

No chick friends. If you so much as text your own mother, I will set your car on fire.

Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you?

Bitch I will cut you"

I gave you 4 stars. You gave me 4 stars. Let’s get drunk on cheap red wine and bone down all nice and juicy to some Vangelis
So, a little specific, I googled it to find it was on this epic list:
Good stuff

Thanks to everyone who wrote that stuff. You're awesome. Lemme know if you want something added/removed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You want a limerick. wowwhatahole is a pretty tough critic.