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25 Boulder, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:42pm
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I want to learn! I work hard and dilligently in all my endeavors; creatively, (inter)personally, and professionally. I am acutely self-aware, but my awareness doesn't always prevail over my emotions and I can tend to do or say things that some folks might find reckless on occasion, followed swiftly by my brain going 'what in the hell dude.'

I belive strongly, however, in balance. Communication is key with me. My moods and ideas are fluid and affect stongly my opinion and outlook on everything. I like talking to people about their ideas, and I love seeing those ideas evolve, gain speed, and become real.

I'm looking for someone who believes that meeting in person is a better, more organic way to get to know someone; if I can help it, I prefer not to exclusively exchange messages for more than a week before I meet someone. I'd love to meet someone I can have fun with, whether it's out on the town or curled up at home.

I don't need someone to "complete" me. I'd prefer that you are a whole, complete person by yourself. Someone committed to making life better for yourself and those around you.

Show me realness.

If you wanna be a creep:
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, making art, staying positive in the face of adversity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
breaking stuff, fixing stuff, drawing stuff, taking pictures of stuff (mostly people), ordering the right beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fairly unassuming in my appearance, so I think whatever it is that people notice about me first is probably dead-wrong. I may look like a scowling cross between a greaser and a construction worker, but in reality I like oreos and cuddling and watching cartoons and fluffy things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been reading a lot of dense 80's sci-fi (presently, an ancient copy of Dune), but I also love Burroughs, Asimov, Hiassen, Kesey, and lots others. Lend me some stuff.

I really like comics and graphic novels. Transmetropolitan, Old City Blues, Prophet, Parker, Scott Pilgrim, anything by Daniel Clowes (Ghost World, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, David Boring, etc) or Bryan Lee Omalley, Charles Burns (Black Hole, X'ed Out), Alan Moore (don't make me explain), R. Crumb... Love that stuff. Wanna go over to Time Warp and poke around?

My list of favorite movies is like a mile long, And I've got a TB drive swiftly filling up with them.

There's a few shows I'll watch online, like key and peele, adventure time, doctor who, walking dead, superjail, china IL, top gear, venture bros, reg. show, bob's burgers, archer, firefly, star trek, game of thrones, ya know.

You wanna talk about music? Let's do that. I can get down to almost anything that isn't obviously garbage, and some things that are.
Notable influences: Antemasque, At the Drive-In, Tool, Opeth, Iron & Wine, King Crimson, Ratatat, Blockhead, Dre, The Mars Volta, Stan Rogers, Steeleye Span, Coheed, MCR, I Monster, Bernhoft, Animals as Leaders, Black Mountain, Fever Ray, The Knife, Heartless Bastards, Zechs Marquise, YS!, No Spill Blood.

Lots and lots and lots of other stuff.

Food has an important place in my... belly. Yum. I love cooking breakfast stuff and making things up as I go along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
eyes, ears, fingers, toolbox, subaru, micron pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How quickly "differences" become "dealbreakers" in our instant-gratification society. It's like people can't be bothered to learn anything about anyone anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's be honest, I'm probably reading comics and smoking weed in bed because my workweek was brutal. This can be a group activity for interested parties. We can make a pillow fort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really like anyone. If I really like you, you'll know it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're honest, understanding, loyal, and affectionate. It couldn't hurt if you laughed at my stupid jokes, too. If you want to sit and talk quietly, or drive and sing loudly, or really do whatever with me, that'd be pretty awesome.
Basically if you wanna hang out in real life. I don't get on here that much, give me an excuse.