Listen...We are not matches and i am not your soulmate regardless of what this shit says, wtf is a quiver match anyway?
I only like skinny/petite girls.... If your body type is THicker than average/full figure/ fat as shit then we cant do buisness
Im looking for girls who like men.... im not gay or bi at all so dont contact me if your a male, or a girl with male parts, or a real girl who looks like a dude
Dont message me if your offended by my obese girl comments, i actually dont care, i dont like girls who eat more then me
No im not paying for the first date, if you dont have a job, and your own money, then were going to a water fountain and the mall where they hand out the free samples, or maybe a restaraunt where ill order food and hopefully it comes with some bread so you can eat, and dont think your ordering a beverage unless its tap water
I watch Catfish on MTV so I WILL GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH YOU and do my check up before i meet
I know you have pets but that doesnt allow you to show up in black tights with cat fur/dog hair all over them...i will lint brush you down
If you smoke, you wont in my car,so what its 18 degrees, b**ch get out, that north face was an investment
Look as good as your profile picture when you show up, because if not ill be dissapointed
Dont wear heels on the first date if your toes look like hot dogs with paint and designs on the edge of them
Dont come on the first date if your on your period or have a yeast infection
Well that pretty much sums it all up, if you have any more questions feel free to contact me, if your skinny ill respond,if your overweight or a male i wont. Pleasure meeting you, hope to see you soon!