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Southend-On-Sea

36 M Jensen Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an open book! Granted that book may lie dust covered in some corner as still as a dead pigeon.. but still, it's quite open..
What I’m doing with my life
hmm.. I guess I'm like most folk. I work a lot, I travel when I can and I've always enjoyed my trips but I don't feel compelled to see the world. I'm just as happy at home making some music or reading a book. I'm anything but a weekend warrior, and if I spend a warm sunny day holed up in a dingy theater watching an old black and white, I'm as content as if I was trying live out a Corona commercial. I'm sure most friends would say I'm entirely ambivalent and my closest friend would say amusingly so. I'm notorious for existential mood swings through which I can talk myself out of doing anything, only to wake the next morning having laughed the night away after being grudgingly dragged along.
I’m really good at
filling out a profile which makes me sound like a right prick?!
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my eyes? They're sometimes blue, sometimes green, and sometimes grey I'm told if it's raining which I think I like because it reminds of all the villainous Arthur Conan Doyle characters who had pale grey eyes. Now if I could just be villainous on bright and sunny summer days.. that'd be something unique
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: J.P. Donleavy, Vladimir Nobokov, Oscar Wilde, The Bronte girls, Dickens, Aldous Huxley, Patrick Hamilton, Evelyn Waugh, Denton Welch, Thomas Hardy.. Anything Victorian, but there's some new fiction that I like for instance David Sedaris, Douglas Coupland, and Chuck Klosterman.
Films: Massive lover of French and Italian New Wave.. Truffaut, Godard (esp. Breathless, Band of Outsiders), Rohmer's Six Moral Tales is fantastic, La Collectionneuse.. love these films. New(er) Directors like Guy Ritchie, Jeunet, Jeunet & Caro, Michel Gondry, Sofia Coppola, Wes Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Michael Winterbottom's The Trip, which I just watched and thought was brilliant, loved Pranzo di Ferragosto, Il Postino, La Strada, The Bicycle Thief.. and the more I think about, anything with Steve Coogan e.g. Saxondale, 24 hour Party People, Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
Music: This Would be a massive list, but safe to say Indie, Britpop, Madchester, Miserablists, electro (excluding Dubstep, mashup etc), folk, alt country, Ryan Adams, Josh Ritter, old Pete Yorn. I think The Clientele is the only band one needs for whiling away even the most perfect of days. some metal, American Standards, Old Italian Love Songs, Classical (I kinda love Mahler, but I only ever learned of him from the last vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes. Does that make me a fraud? who's to say..).. Merde it goes on and on..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what makes the world go 'round?
what makes the Office UK bucket-loads more funny than the US version.
what I'll do when Downton Abby ends?!
If I'll ever get around to visiting Fair Isle and others ?
When Boards of Canada will put out some new tunes? (they did)
Save for the lack of antibiotics and assuming I wasn't a street urchin, how cool it would be to live in Victorian England
On a typical Friday night I am
possibly working, maybe reading, probably listening to tunes. Maybe being shoe-horned out my front door and into a pub?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love a woman who curtsies...
though it seems (heavy sigh) women no longer do..
Incidentally it annoys me when people answer this question smugly! There's an obvious irony in admitting something private in a semi-public place.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
we're similar? I don't know.. They say opposites attract, but I fear my opposite would be some crazed crossfit, rock climbing, holding up all fingers-athalon doer who more than likely has some generic astrological tattoo on their back, or worse something like "breath" or "strength" on their wrist.