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SovietWrench

27 Redmond, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived here in the great North West for most of my life. I play guitar, bass, and can mess around on the mandolin. I like reading, writing, movies, proggy music, and late night TV. Comedy is my favorite thing in the world. I have more stand-up albums on my Spotify account than I do music, which is saying something, because I love music.

I'm terrible at filling out profiles like this.

Magnets are neat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working nights at UPS for the exercise, watching MST3K as I try to fall asleep, re-reading a Song of Ice and Fire, listening to podcasts and stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading fan theories about a Song of Ice and Fire.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem nervous, even when I'm not. Most people would call it 'the shakes.' It's nothing serious, just something that runs in my family.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In the interest of time, I'll keep these lists short. They could be very, very long.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Hyperion by Dan Simmons, World War Z, The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman, Arthur C. Clarke's stuff, Isaac Asimov's stuff, God's Debris, the Hero with a Thousand Faces, Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies: The Mad Max series (excluding Beyond Thunderdome), Flash Gordon, 2001: Space Odyssey, Stranger than Fiction, Children of Men, Princess Mononoke, Star Wars (the good ones, anyways)

Shows: Daily Show, Nightly Show, Game of Thrones, Better Caul Saul, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, COMMUNITY, Arrested Development, Silicon Valley

Music: Neil Young, Yes, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, St. Vincent, Radiohead

Food: Anything that's gluten free (for real medical reasons)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Stand up comedians.
2) Science Fiction.
3) Futurama and Community.
4) Mate cocido and mint tea
5) Mary-Jane. I can actually live very well without it, but I do enjoy it
6) Some video games are just too good to not play.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-There are more connections between the neurons of one brain than there are stars in the milky way. That means that any human being's brain is more complex than the galaxy we live in. Now, consider that there are 7 billion human beings living today. In total, there have been 107 billion human beings, living or dead. That's 107 billion galaxies that have wandered the face of this ball of dirt and rock we call the Earth.
-The atoms that make up our bodies and the observable world around us are 99.9% empty space. You are, effectively, not there.
-A photon will not behave like a particle unless it is being observed. Seriously. Light behaves differently when you're not watching.
-The universe doesn't make sense. It is as fascinating as it is infuriatingly confusing.

If I had all the money in the world, I would focus it on raising public awareness of mental health issues and change the way people think about mental illness. There is a strong cultural stigma against mental illness and people who deal with it, and it prevents people from getting help or even talking about it. I actually have a lot of ideas of how to address the issue in popular media through ad campaigns, guest spots, spokespersons, etc.. I'd like to talk to someone who might know how to help me do all this, but I don't know where to start. Baby steps, for now.

-Nikola Tesla was a neat guy. Thomas Edison was a jerk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Maybe getting stoned and seeing a movie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the secret bastard of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen.

Also, I have over 186,000 notoriety on Imgur and it's all from comments.
You should message me if
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...you want to deviate from traditional gender roles by starting the conversation.

Or if you understood the reference I made in 'the most private thing I'm willing to admit.'