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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 5
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived here in the great North West for most of my life. I play guitar, bass, and can mess around on the mandolin. I like reading, writing, movies, proggy music, and late night TV. Comedy is my favorite thing in the world. I have more stand-up albums on my Spotify account than I do music, which is saying something, because I love music.

I'm terrible at filling out profiles like this.

Magnets are neat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working nights at UPS for the exercise, watching MST3K as I try to fall asleep, re-reading a Song of Ice and Fire, listening to podcasts and stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading fan theories about a Song of Ice and Fire. Thinking about Syfy's upcoming adaptation of Hyperion as a miniseries (I'm hopeful, but remain skeptical to protect myself).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is in perpetual need of a trim.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In the interest of time, I'll keep these lists short. They could be very, very long.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Hyperion by Dan Simmons, World War Z, The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman, Arthur C. Clarke's stuff, Isaac Asimov's stuff, God's Debris, the Hero with a Thousand Faces, Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies: The Mad Max series (excluding Beyond Thunderdome), Flash Gordon, 2001: Space Odyssey, Stranger than Fiction, Children of Men, Princess Mononoke, Star Wars (the good ones, anyways)

Shows: Daily Show, Nightly Show, Game of Thrones, Better Caul Saul, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, COMMUNITY, Arrested Development, Silicon Valley

Music: Neil Young, Yes, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, St. Vincent, Radiohead

Food: Anything that's gluten free (for real medical reasons)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Comedy, humor, jokes, improv.
2) Rotational velocity?
3) Futurama and Community.
4) Sitting on a bench, in the shade, while I listen to You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes or Call Chelsea Peretti and giggling like a lunatic and drinking orange-ade
5) Sunlight.
6) Zelda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-There are more connections between the neurons of one brain than there are stars in the milky way. That means that any human being's brain is more complex than the galaxy we live in. Now, consider that there are 7 billion human beings living today. In total, there have been 107 billion human beings, living or dead. That's 107 billion galaxies that have wandered the face of this ball of dirt and rock we call the Earth.
-The atoms that make up our bodies and the observable world around us are 99.9% empty space. You are, effectively, not there.
-A photon will not behave like a particle unless it is being observed. Seriously. Light behaves differently when you're not watching. IT SEEMS TO KNOW WHEN IT'S BEING WATCHED. The fact that we aren't doing backflips and tearing our hair out thinking about this right now is ridiculous.
-The universe doesn't make sense. It is as fascinating as it is infuriatingly confusing.

-Whatever the hell gender means. I'm biologically wired as a heterosexual male, but I don't necessarily understand or identify with any labels.

-Nikola Tesla was a neat guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Maybe getting stoned and seeing a movie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the secret bastard of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen.

Also, I have over 186,000 notoriety on Imgur and it's all from comments.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to deviate from traditional gender roles by starting the conversation.

Or if you understood the reference I made in 'the most private thing I'm willing to admit.'

Or if you need someone impartial to talk to. I've experienced a lot of things like depression, anxiety, mental illness in any of it's manifestations (no matter how bizarre or irrational), and I know how much it hurts to not have anyone to talk to when you really need an ear. A stranger on OKC (that's me) is better than not talking to anyone at all. I feel like this goes without saying, but I'm as confidential as a shrink or a priest. Unless I'm being literally tortured by a Nazi dentist for your secrets. No guarantees in that scenario.