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YouOtterNo

27 Quincy, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I really enjoy going to see live music. It's probably my favorite activity. Whether it's seeing a big time band at an arena or just going to a dive bar and watching 4 middle aged guys struggle to cover classic rock, I want to be there. I'm a big fan of all types of rock music, but I don't discriminate against anyone's tastes. I'll give anything a chance. I'm not going to guarantee I'll enjoy it, but I'll keep an open mind!

Recently I started doing some open mic comedy nights. Stand up is always something I've been interested in so it's made for a fun hobby.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am working at a local bank. I recently got promoted from customer service to more back office type work. It's nice not to have to deal with the public as much anymore, although it's severely hampering the amount of funny work stories I have to share with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Awkwardly filling out online dating profiles. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my eyes, but probably my beard. Apparently a lot of dudes have a hard time growing one and girls love pointing them out. It is a pretty nice beard if I'm being honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movies include: Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Rocky (1-4), The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rookie Of The Year, The Dark Knight trilogy, Anchorman and Gone Baby Gone. I mainly enjoy crime dramas and comedies, with the occasional super hero romp thrown in.

Favorite shows include: The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friday Night Lights, The Shield, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad and Louie

I enjoy a variety of music, but some of my favorites are The Foo Fighters, Dropkick Murphys, Pearl Jam, Sublime, The Dirty Heads, The Who, The Clash, Elton John, The White Stripes, Cage The Elephant, Silversun Pickups, Against Me!, Johnny Cash...I could go on for a while so I'll stop here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Going to stay away from the obvious friends and family and not take this too seriously

1. My IPhone (holds all my music AND my friends phone numbers. Important!)
2. Food (literally of course, plus I love going out to eat and trying new places)
3. Beer (don't worry, not every night)
4. Fenway Park (when they inevitably tear it down I am going to be embrassingly distraught)
5. My alarm (would never wake up on time without it)
6. A razor (to keep my beard trim and professional. My work won't allow me to become a mountain man)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns. I'm all about puns. Also, lately, what my life was like before Too Many Cooks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually work Friday nights and Saturday mornings, so on Friday's I tend to try and catch up on sleep. But I can pretty easily be convinced otherwise if someone has something interesting going on. Saturdays are my main night out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 10 years old and Limp Bizkit was all the rage, I briefly owned a red Yankees hat. Proud to say the hat was destroyed as were all of my Limp Bizkit CDs. It was indeed a dark period in my life.
You should message me if
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I've found that guys have to do most of the messaging on here, since all of the women have their inboxes filled with about 300 messages as soon as they sign up, mostly from scumbags. But still, message me if anything you've read so far interests you.