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27 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:48pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My girlfriend (whom I met on here, so yay for that!) and I are really only using this to see if there are any girls out there that would want to hang out with us. If that's not you, we are not terribly upset. Let us know if you're interested!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I terminate contracts when I'm told to. I get to travel sometimes, that is pretty cool. No, I am not George Clooney in Up in the Air.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parenthetical interludes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful head of hair, obviously. That and my general political incorrectness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way too many, I am a fiend for all kinds of media. Just start a conversation with me about any random video game/movie/tv show, and I will probably spin off into some kind of tangent. I am literate and love to read, but I have a major gap in my knowledge when it comes to the classics, unfortunately I tend to stick to random genre fiction, usually sci fi and Dad books (your Tom Clancy's and what have you). I am also not as much as a music elitist as I would like to be. Maybe at some point I will actually put time into expanding my music knowledge.

Most importantly, I love food. If it is delicious, I will eat it. I spend far too much money at restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Manual Transmissions
Steam (for the vidya games)
Comedy Podcasts
20 minute showers in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The power vacuum that would be left over after the rebels destroyed the second death star.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking delicious beer or whiskey. I AM IRISH, I CAN'T HELP IT.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I mean my girlfriend and I ARE on here looking for a threesome...
You should message me if
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You don't take much stuff seriously.