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31 • M • Chicago, IL
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- Relationship Status
- Seeing Someone
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
NONCHALANT DISCLAIMER: I'm currently doing the poly thing with a lovely ladytype. So please be cool with that if blah blah open-mind bleh bluh.
I'm a freelance technical technician type. That's not code for unemployed. I can testify that Kelly Clarkson is kinda homely in real life, stuff like that.
I used to work in radio and therefore have a "radio voice" that I can activate on the off chance that it will get me a better table somewhere or something. Thus far this has been met with minimal success. It also means that what I think I sound like in my head and what I actually sound like are now the same.
This will just come off like spam but honestly the best way to explain things is with a couple of links to shit I maintain.
1.) Here's where I put up musical things. I play almost everything you hear, so the blame falls squarely on my shoulders.
2.) And here's my snarky comedy blog that you will hate me for if you don't get the concept of writing in character. SPOILER ALERT: I'm super talented. (Sidenote: I will talk about comedy like it's some new form of alternative energy.)
And there you go. Between those two sites you should know everything you need to know.
Books: There is literally nothing I could write here that would not be seen as pretentious. But I read a lot of old-timey literature and a lot of comics/GNs and a lot of po-mo weirdness. (Currently reading: The Filth [re-reading], God Makes the Rivers to Flow, a bunch of David Foster Wallace essays [I told you there'd be pretention], and a coworker's book that I didn't bother reading for the first year he kept mentioning it to me and so now I'm guilt-reading it.)
Movies: I just like saying "mise en scène." Also "Taxi Driver," because I am probably secretly a sociopath. Oooh, I'm so exciting and mysterious!
Music: In Dylan all things are possible.
Food: I'll give most things a shot besides brains, because come on. I dunno, man. This box is getting dull.
Also, I bought a pull-up bar so I could blast my core and reach past the max. GET INTO IT!!!
I'm a male on a dating website. I probably don't get to make many demands. That being said, you really don't need to make a bunch of arcane references in your profile to prove you're part of the intelligentsia. Don't worry, I'll still be able to tell you're smart.
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