There's better stuff in the other sections, so let's meet over there.
I'm a freelance technical technician type. That's not code for unemployed. I can testify that Kelly Clarkson is kinda homely in real life, stuff like that.
I used to work in radio and therefore have a "radio voice" that I can activate on the off chance that it will get me a better table somewhere or something. Thus far this has been met with minimal success.
I have no intention of telling you where I have or have not travelled to, nor what foods I have or have not eaten.
This will just come off like spam but here you go:
1.) Here's where I put up musical things. I play almost everything you hear, so the blame falls squarely on my shoulders. I need someone to play violin on some stuff, though, if that's a thing you know how to do (Help Wanted 1 of 2).
2.) And here's my snarky, currently sporadically-updated, comedy blog. SPOILER ALERT: I'm super talented. I'm also looking for a funny and literate lady to co-host a ha-ha podcast with me. I already have the concept, but I can't do it solo. Very Earwolfy (Help Wanted 2 of 2).
Oh yeah, the blog:
Books: There is literally nothing I could write here that would not be seen as pretentious. But I read a lot of old-timey literature and a lot of comics/GNs and a lot of po-mo weirdness. (Currently reading: Preacher [re-reading], a book about EMDR therapy, and a lot of Pynchon.)
Movies: I just like saying "mise en scène." Also "Taxi Driver," because I am probably secretly a sociopath. Oooh, I'm so exciting and mysterious!
Music: In Dylan all things are possible.
Food: I'll give most things a shot besides brains, because come on. I dunno, man. This box is getting dull.
Also, I bought a pull-up bar so I could blast my core and reach past the max. GET INTO IT!!!
I'm a male on a dating website. I probably don't get to make many demands. That being said, you really don't need to make a bunch of arcane references in your profile to prove you're part of the intelligentsia. Don't worry, I'll still be able to tell you're smart.