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My self-summary
I'm not like all you conformo oxygen slaves.

There's better stuff in the other sections, so let's meet over there.
What I’m doing with my life
Hey again. I'm gonna turn this thing into a "Help Wanted" ad later on in this box, so stick around for that.

I'm a freelance technical technician type. That's not code for unemployed. I can testify that Kelly Clarkson is kinda homely in real life, stuff like that.

I used to work in radio and therefore have a "radio voice" that I can activate on the off chance that it will get me a better table somewhere or something. Thus far this has been met with minimal success.

I have no intention of telling you where I have or have not travelled to, nor what foods I have or have not eaten.

This will just come off like spam but here you go:

1.) Here's where I put up musical things. I play almost everything you hear, so the blame falls squarely on my shoulders. I need someone to play violin on some stuff, though, if that's a thing you know how to do (Help Wanted 1 of 2).

2.) And here's my snarky, currently sporadically-updated, comedy blog. SPOILER ALERT: I'm super talented. I'm also looking for a funny and literate lady to co-host a ha-ha podcast with me. I already have the concept, but I can't do it solo. Very Earwolfy (Help Wanted 2 of 2).

Oh yeah, the blog:
I’m really good at
Oh, there are more of these things. I kinda blew my wad on the last one, to be honest. Moving on...
The first things people usually notice about me
I can do this one! Super tall, but not quite freakishly so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm gonna eschew the long lists here, mostly because I'm sleepy.

Books: There is literally nothing I could write here that would not be seen as pretentious. But I read a lot of old-timey literature and a lot of comics/GNs and a lot of po-mo weirdness. (Currently reading: Preacher [re-reading], a book about EMDR therapy, and a lot of Pynchon.)

Movies: I just like saying "mise en scène." Also "Taxi Driver," because I am probably secretly a sociopath. Oooh, I'm so exciting and mysterious!

Music: In Dylan all things are possible.

Food: I'll give most things a shot besides brains, because come on. I dunno, man. This box is getting dull.
The six things I could never do without
1-6: Profile boxes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Staring down the void and businessing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often CTRL+F to check to see if you're using the same cliches/references/phrases I see in, like, a good 60% of profiles. Then I eat a sandwich. Oh man, a sandwich would so awesome right now.

Also, I bought a pull-up bar so I could blast my core and reach past the max. GET INTO IT!!!
You should message me if
This probably should have been up a lot higher, huh?

I'm a male on a dating website. I probably don't get to make many demands. That being said, you really don't need to make a bunch of arcane references in your profile to prove you're part of the intelligentsia. Don't worry, I'll still be able to tell you're smart.