If you're looking for a guy who drives a fancy car, owns his own
house and will take you on spontaneous luxurious holidays, guess
I'm not rich, I don't even know how to drive a car so there's not
much point me having one, and I don't look like Ryan Gosling (or
somebody attractive, I don't know). But on the plus side I'm honest
and loyal, so I won't sleep with your mates, I'm a semi-decent
cook, I like kids and animals and I've never had any complaints in
the sack. Not to my face anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, sleeping, occasionally drinking and wandering around. I
work in a print room, running massive big printers. It's not the
most exciting job in the world, but I've had worse. Outside of work
I enjoy going to gigs and festivals, and the occasional night at
the pub. I'm not big on clubbing and dancing, I'd rather sit
somewhere and chat. Or play pool, I love playing pool. I like going
for walks in the country with my camera when the weather's nice,
but I also enjoy the occasional full day in bed with a mountain of
junk food and a stack of films to watch. If I won the lottery I'd
probably never stop travelling, there's a lot of the world I'd like
to see. But for the time being I'll just have to do it in small
I’m really good at
Eating, procrastinating, making people laugh (with me, not at me. I
hope), my job, not being a dickhead. Well, not in a bad way. I'm a
half decent cook, too. I kind of have to be, I like eating nice
food and nobody else is gonna cook it for me!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Hollywood good looks and sparkling personality.
No, I don't know. I'm pretty tall, so maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't read a vast amount, but I tend to favour non-fiction
really. I like a good biography or true story. Stuff about
adventurers. I think the last great book I read was Into The Wild
by John Krakauer.
Movies: All sorts. Pulp Fiction, True Romance, American Psycho,
Anchorman, Waynes World, Drive, In Bruges, Warrior, Stand By Me,
Dogma, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket....
Shows: Again, bit of everything. Sons Of Anarchy, Breaking Bad,
Weeds, Walking Dead, Masterchef, Great British Bake Off, Pointless,
Music: Classic rock, modern heavy metal and hardcore punk, blues,
folk and variations of the above. I'm pretty passionate about
music, I love going to see bands.
Food: All of it. But not nuts. I'm not allergic or anything, I just
don't like them. Or peas.
The six things I could never do without
Nandos hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women, tunes, food, holidays, sleep. Probably in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Knackered! I might venture out for a few pints if there's something
special going on. I'm not a massive drinker these days though, the
hangovers last too long. I'm just as happy on the sofa with a nice
meal and a film really. Course it's always better if I've got
company. Hint hint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm single because most women can't handle the intensity of their
You should message me if
You fancy hanging out sometime. I'm not generally into casual
one-nighters and whatnot. If I seem interested in you it's probably
because you seem interesting. But yeah, if you fancy having a drink
or something sometime, by all means say so. Who knows, if all goes
well you might even get to play with my snake.