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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 13
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're looking for a guy who drives a fancy car, owns his own house and will take you on spontaneous luxurious holidays, guess what?

Keep looking!

I'm not rich, I don't even know how to drive a car so there's not much point me having one, and I don't look like Ryan Gosling (or somebody attractive, I don't know). But on the plus side I'm honest and loyal, so I won't sleep with your mates, I'm a semi-decent cook, I like kids and animals and I've never had any complaints in the sack. Not to my face anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, sleeping, occasionally drinking and wandering around. I work in a print room, running massive big printers. It's not the most exciting job in the world, but I've had worse. Outside of work I enjoy going to gigs and festivals, and the occasional night at the pub. I'm not big on clubbing and dancing, I'd rather sit somewhere and chat. Or play pool, I love playing pool. I like going for walks in the country with my camera when the weather's nice, but I also enjoy the occasional full day in bed with a mountain of junk food and a stack of films to watch. If I won the lottery I'd probably never stop travelling, there's a lot of the world I'd like to see. But for the time being I'll just have to do it in small chunks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating, procrastinating, making people laugh (with me, not at me. I hope), my job, not being a dickhead. Well, not in a bad way. I'm a half decent cook, too. I kind of have to be, I like eating nice food and nobody else is gonna cook it for me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Hollywood good looks and sparkling personality.

No, I don't know. I'm pretty tall, so maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read a vast amount, but I tend to favour non-fiction really. I like a good biography or true story. Stuff about adventurers. I think the last great book I read was Into The Wild by John Krakauer.

Movies: All sorts. Pulp Fiction, True Romance, American Psycho, Anchorman, Waynes World, Drive, In Bruges, Warrior, Stand By Me, Dogma, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket....

Shows: Again, bit of everything. Sons Of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Walking Dead, Masterchef, Great British Bake Off, Pointless, Countdown.....

Music: Classic rock, modern heavy metal and hardcore punk, blues, folk and variations of the above. I'm pretty passionate about music, I love going to see bands.

Food: All of it. But not nuts. I'm not allergic or anything, I just don't like them. Or peas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nandos hot sauce
Baked goods
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, tunes, food, holidays, sleep. Probably in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Knackered! I might venture out for a few pints if there's something special going on. I'm not a massive drinker these days though, the hangovers last too long. I'm just as happy on the sofa with a nice meal and a film really. Course it's always better if I've got company. Hint hint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm single because most women can't handle the intensity of their orgasms.
You should message me if
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You fancy hanging out sometime. I'm not generally into casual one-nighters and whatnot. If I seem interested in you it's probably because you seem interesting. But yeah, if you fancy having a drink or something sometime, by all means say so. Who knows, if all goes well you might even get to play with my snake.