I have a degree in philosophy. It's useless.
I have a healthy love for 80's pop.
I like to sing along to the radio. I'm a terrible singer.
Calvin and Hobbes is the single greatest comic. ever.
I hate the Oxford comma and love the semi colon. I do not find it odd that I have such strong feelings towards grammar.
I find myself rooting for the zombie apocalypse.
I live dangerously.
By 'I live dangerously' I really mean 'I eat pasta while wearing white shirts.'