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28 Kennesaw, GA Woman


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  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
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Today – 4:23pm
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
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Working on university
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Maureen. I am 27 years old. I am quite liberal and find myself out numbered here in the suburban south. I am a fat chick so lets get that out of the way early.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I work in retail and have been at the same place for seven years. I hate every second of it. Despite that last sentence, im not some big "downer" all of the time. If I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of my life, I'd be making strides toward that. I would like to do stand up comedy if they made that a profession for extremely nervous people.
I started school this fall and am unbelievably busy. It's a good kind of busy, though. Good in the sense that I get to use my brain and life isn't as dumbed down as it used to be, but not so good in the sense that I have no free time and don't sleep. If anyone wants to hang out, you can catch me at thirty minute intervals between midnight and 3am. Hopefully that isn't inconvenient for you.
I’m really good at
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I'm really good at talking to people and making nervous jokes. Unfortunately you can't really cultivate that into something that generates a lot of income. If you are seeking someone who is living paycheck to paycheck, I'm here for you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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On the physical end of this question- they probably notice tattoos. On the non-physical end of things they probably notice my sense of humor and ridiculously loud laugh; also they notice my ability to conjure fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Surprisingly, I'm not a huge reader. Not to say I have anything against reading (despite the "anti-reading coalition" I spearheaded in 2002.) but I just don't find myself cuddling up with a good book too often. I watch a lot of cartoons because I'm apparently a child. I love all of the "adult" cartoons like American Dad, Futurama, Mission Hill, and The Venture Bros. etc. I listen to a lot of punk music and ska music, even though no one knows what ska music is. I listen to a lot of Celtic music too, whether it be relatively traditional or rock music. The Pogues are a favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things to make fun of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell I'm doing with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, but afterward I am more than likely drinking with some friends whether it be at someone's house or in a bar. I don't do the "club" thing. I do not dance. I will never dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The amount of hookers tied up in my basement. 8. 8 hookers.
You should message me if
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If you share common interests. I suppose that's the point of this thing.

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