Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Maureen. I am 28 years old. I am quite liberal and find
myself out numbered here in the suburban south. I am a fat chick so
lets get that out of the way early.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just recently quit my job of 8 years. It was pretty much eating
my soul. I'm trying to switch careers, and hopefully that comes
through soon because I'm running out of money. I'm pretty creative
and like art, so when I live in a box in an alley, it will be the
best decorated box you've ever seen.
I also went back to school in the fall of 2013. I was really
excited about it for a while, but now I'm tired- and in debt. I'm
still trudging along, though. But don't you worry, that bachelor of
science degree is gonna pay off big time when I have to properly
pronounce the names of dinosaurs during my starring scenes in the
archaeological themed, feeder porn movie I'm sure to end up in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at talking to people and making jokes.
Unfortunately you can't really cultivate that into something that
generates a lot of income.
I'm also amazing at Mario Party. All of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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On the physical end of this question- they probably notice tattoos.
On the non-physical end of things they probably notice my sense of
humor and ridiculously loud laugh; also they notice my ability to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Surprisingly, I'm not a huge reader. Not to say I have anything
against reading (despite the "anti-reading coalition" I spearheaded
in 2002.) but I just don't find myself cuddling up with a good book
too often. I watch a lot of cartoons because I'm apparently a
child. I love all of the "adult" cartoons like American Dad, Bob's
Burgers, Futurama, Mission Hill, and The Venture Bros. etc. I
listen to a lot of punk music and ska music, even though no one
knows what ska music is. I listen to a lot of Celtic music too,
whether it be relatively traditional or rock music. The Pogues are
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things to make fun of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell I'm doing with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This part used to say, "more than likely working." But that hasn't
been true in months. Hopefully that changes because I'm going nuts
in this apartment. A current Friday evening for me is usually
drinking with some friends whether it be at my place or in a bar. I
don't do the "club" thing. I do not dance. I will never dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The amount of hookers tied up in my basement. 8. 8 hookers.
You should message me if
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If you share common interests. I suppose that's the point of this
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