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Spaltedmaple

33 M Penfield, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Music is my biggest passion. I've been playing guitar for about 15 years. I write songs to try to express those aspects of life that would otherwise remain buried. If you'd like to hear some demos, just message me! I can send you a link to my SoundCloud account.

Life is a huge set of mysteries, and I'm never satisfied with the answers I'm given. I love to discuss various ideas & theories that attempt to explain our existence. I also thrive on getting to know a person past their surface, assuming said person is comfortable with that.

But personality wise, when I'm not discussing something serious, I enjoy pointing out the bizarre side of life. We're surrounded by idiosyncrasies that we pass by everyday. A sense of humor is important to realizing those odd quirks in life.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a musician/guitarist who enjoys learning about different aspects of life (music/art, history, astronomy, politics, science in general) and putting it all together.
I’m really good at
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Listening. I take in what you say and give it thought. I can be good at making people laugh, although I can also make people facepalm with my terrible puns. You know the type, they're so bad that they're good.

I'm also really good at video games, or at least I like to think I am. I grew up on old PC games where 16 colors at the same time was a big deal. It's been amazing to see how far they've come
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my beard, especially if I haven't trimmed it in awhile. After that, I think people notice that I'm warm & receptive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movies include the original Star Wars trilogy, the Back to the Future trilogy, the first Matrix movie, Contact, Zoolander, UHF, Contact, A Beautiful Mind, American Beauty, Indiana Jones among others...

When it comes to books, I tend to enjoy history, travel, neurology & psychology, as well the occasional novel when someone recommends something to me.

As far as music goes, my favorite bands are Pearl Jam, Tool, Soundgarden, Primus, Pink Floyd, Mad Season, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Kyuss/Queens of the Stone Age/Them Crooked Vultures, Nirvana, Radiohead, RHCP, Torche, Mono, Modest Mouse and much more...

As far as TV is concerned, I got myself into Game of Thrones, and my friend introduced me to Firefly. Anyone know when the second season of Firefly is coming out?...oh :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar & an amp, iPod, computer, video games, and contact with those I care about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to figure out this whole existence thing.

I also love thinking about music and the methods that musicians use to get the effect they desire.

I also find myself thinking about cosmology and the nature of reality. I tend to rely on what physicists' theories say, but naturally, I don't actually understand the math & such that justify the theories. It's humbling when you think about how the experts themselves aren't 100% sure yet. Makes me wonder what we'll discover in the future!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky.

What's that Brain?

Try to take over THE WORLD!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a cat named Jones. You can pet him, if he deems you worthy enough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Message me if all of this sounds interesting to you. Simple as that. I try to be an open book, so if feel free to ask me anything! Especially message me if you're a musician!