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34 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 18
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hi! I just moved to North Cal and I like it. There is nothing to do here other than go see music and drink and smoke and so I do all of these things. Lately I love Werner Herzog movies, Phillip K. Dick books and music by Nuetral Milk Hotel, David Bowie and Mission of Burma. I make friends quickly and people either become very attached to me or very disturbed by me. Religiously I am a pantheist.

I am new, friendly, and curious
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, technically I sleep, go to work at 3:30 am five days a week, and then spend the rest of my time playing music, reading, watching movies and trying to not get too annoyed by the people I live with who have a way of being demanding just by their shear presence. I'm planning on moving down to LA in the summer, I have a friend who says he can get me a gig as a runner at the editing house he works at. Thats the longest term goal I have at present. If you think people should have longer term goals than that, screw you, you elitist shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and putting them at ease.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, i'm a dork, my name is hard to pronounce.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just three of each because neither of us have all day.

A: The Bible. Just kidding (have you ever tried to read that book?) Probably 'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man', 'The Wind-up Bird Chronicle' and 'The Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll'

B: 'Grizzly Man', 'City of God', 'Life of Brian'

C: oh dear, 'Aeroplane over the Sea' by Nuetral Milk Hotel, 'Druqks' Aphex Twin, 'Low' David Bowie,

D: Soba Noodles, Green Tea, Grandma's Baked Chicken, mmm,mmm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Tongue, a good pair of shoes and the ability to walk (does that count as two?), actually, i'd probably be okay with losing it all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't seem to get anything done, The military industrial complex that runs this great nation, a nice girl who likes to fuck and hang out and isn't so worried about whats coming next that she can't enjoy whats right in front of her.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either at a show or house party if the band is good, cooking if the company is good, sometimes i babysit my neice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was married to a Japanese woman for six months. What, like private like embarrassing? Um, I shave my balls. Thats right, I said it, I shave 'em. Why not? Its common fucking courtesy in this day and age I say.
You should message me if
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If you're at all attracted to what was written above this.