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SpamletIsHere

25 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Abstract and aloof" is one way my bestie has described me. Here's a picture of me not smiling to reinforce that impression.

I'm one of those nerds who pays for Hulu Plus instead of Netflix because of the old foreign films.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance writer! I like to write about literature and art and stuff. It's going okay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playin' the jawharp and other idiosyncrasies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to get "Tim Robbins" a lot, but lately I've been getting some Game of Thrones dude? Flattering! Generous! Much better than Tim Robbins.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Herzog, Anna Anthropy, Jobim, Borges, Aphex Twin, ask me what weird thing I'm on lately, I love being on some weird thing

Oh: sushi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Meeedia
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
An intersectional feminist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Already stepped over this line a bit with the "open relationship" thing! That's not usually something I mention to strangers.
You should message me if
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It feels sort of crass to just come right out with my particular relationship status, but on this site it seems best.

If that's a dealbreaker on the whole dating thing, I totally get it. I still wanna have a cool chat with you if you're here for friends.