Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Spandex_Avenger

30 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IOU one witty, pithy self-summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unusually for me I seem to be a little bit aimless at the moment, probably one of the reasons I'm on here.

To counteract this, I am currently planning some travelling round South America later this year. I am planning for this to involve Carnival in Brazil, Steak in Argentina, Inca trail in Peru and starting my own international drug cartel in Colombia. OK maybe not the last one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words.
Remembering lyrics to songs from the 90s.
Useless knowledge.
Rapping. (Or I think I'm good at it when I've had some cocktails. Others may disagree. And often do.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short.

I sound mildly posh.

I'm a bit feisty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a massive consumer of basically everything.

Music - all sorts of odds and sods. I tend to go through phases of a particular type of music. A recent example would be South African rap. I don't subscribe to the idea that everything I listen to has to be 'good'.

I watch lots of movies and lots of telly. I love media. I watch everything from Project Runway to Breaking Bad. Dexter, The Good Wife and Parks and Recreation are my current telly crushes, but this changes frequently...

Best book I've read recently - Escape from Camp 14. Wonderful, but a really harrowing book to read on the bus on the way to work...and then spend the rest of your day quite bummed out. Worst book - 50 Shades of Grey; couldn't even find the sexy bits sexy as the prose style was too bad.

Oh, and I love the Eurovision. And I mean LOVE. So much so that I wrote about it in my Master's dissertation. Badass.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cocktails
Books
Songs
The internet
My friends
Information
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing.

Laughing.

Drinking.

Being a bit of a tit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge people on their spelling and grammar. It's a thing. I can't help it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're kind of awesome.