...and hugs. I don't understand hugs. People just give them out like punch at a cultist gathering. Everyone wants one. I just want my personal space to stay that way, personal.
I don't like to waste time. I think the best path between two points is a straight line. (even if it means cutting through things) Perfection is for people who need to be admired. Material things just weigh you down when running from a bear.
How do I know your grandfather you ask?
I served with him in 'Nam.
Never ever take yourself seriously. Unless like, it's serious guys.
Please tell me you read all of this in a sarcastic tone...
I swear to god I'm not usually this rude, only when I'm not drinking.