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SparklesMcGee

27 / F / straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am marshmallow, unicorns, and machetes.

My Self-Summary

I like a lot of things. Here are some of them: love letters, technology, trivia games, music, photography, fishing, collecting things i have no use for, roadsigns, train tracks, travel, thunderstorms, suitcases, hat pins, Cape Town, mourning my wasted potential, being an old lady at heart, cooking, heavy fucking metal, waterfalls, art journals, Canada, shitty lomographics, stripes, homemade salsa and guacamole, comic books, beer, cigarettes, thinking about my dream kitchen, import movies, crappy slasher flicks, wine, romantic sentiments, text messaging, old maps, monkeys, travel mugs, christmas decorations, stand-up comedy specials, pasta, proper spelling, books, office supplies, nachos, sushi, belt buckles, board games, making lists, argyle, self-doubt, movies, mustaches, epistemophilia, boots, tattoos, catholic iconery, knitting, grammar, antique medical and musical instruments, true crime, knick-knacks, halloween, crocheting, video games, having unpredictable tastes, cloudy photography, satire, irony, Paris, self-deprecating humor, scarves, Spaghetti-O's, using old-timey words and phrases that no one else uses, cartoons, crossword puzzles, gore, staying up too late, sarcasm, eating with chopsticks, my dog, clocks, gas masks, other things...

What I’m doing with my life

Working as a photographer and slowly getting through college.

I’m really good at

Photography, remembering pop culture minutiae, crossword puzzles, sounding like a geek on the internets.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm short and wear glasses. And I swear a lot.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I really could go on for days with this one.

Movies and books: Anything that terrifies/excites/disgusts/affects/entertains/challenges me. Some examples if that's needed:
Movies: Harold and Maude, Ichi the Killer, David Fincher movies, Everything is Illuminated, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bully, Brother's Keeper.
Books: Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cows, Chuck Klosterman, some true crime, American Psycho, House of Leaves, The Tin Drum, Jonathan Safran Foer, Stiff, David Sedaris, Ambrose Bierce, HST, David Eggers, etc...

Music: From the heaviest of metal to the sweetest of folk ballads.

Food: All of it.

The six things I could never do without

1. my dog
2. my computer
3. my phone
4. books
5. friends
6. a camera

And soon, my bike.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Too much. My mind tends to wander and overact.

On a typical Friday night I am

With friends at a show or just hanging around. Movies are usually involved most Friday nights.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ask and I'll tell. Probably.

You should message me if

You like:
-elephants
-wasabi peas
-all-in-one tools
-porch lights
-karaoke
-lightning
-learning new things
-cookouts
-sarcasm
-the letter L
-spiders
-fried plantains
or any combination of the above.